Beasts

31 · it/its · queer · creature

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[anothertiredmonster]

Sharkgirl being lead around on a surfboard leash

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[eskewcity]

what if we kissed on Penis Trail in the abandoned town of Centralia, Pennsylvania

[tastylemonbread]

i saw the peepee grow

[sillyfoxjade]

[focsle]

My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.

[focsle]

E.g.

[ID: Detailed drawing of a sperm whale with shading, eyes, and a spout]

[ID: Wobblier drawing of a whale with no shading and no detailed features]

[ID: The vague blurry notion of a whale]

[sisterreisaid]

Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales

[wynnerloser]

guess who bitches

[wynnerloser]

sinkdog is real and she's coming to your house right now. let that sink in

[giritina]

750 rifles for one guy and they didnt even get him the first round

[modogoblin]

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[anothertiredmonster]

my cousin who I knew was gay since he was 5 apparently knew I was trans since I was 8

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[eggable]

If only there was a word for how long a foot-long hotdog is

[noelle-ism]

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

[noelle-ism]

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that will companies are still trying to stomp out.

[anothertiredmonster]

I was at a furry convention the night George HW Bush died and the vibes were immaculate. I can think of at least one death that will out-do that and if it happens on a weekend I'm gonna be sad I missed the mood at that con.

[something-truly-evil]

my friend said his flight transmasc