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are you supposed to eat the whole brownie
me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen
me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper
I love Greedfall! It has my favourite companions: Siora, Kurt and [looks at smudged writing on hand] Tabasco
Yeah well I think dragons suck
i will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a pez dispenser
Paper Mario: [Follows a straightforward narrative structure]
Speedrunners:
i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient
my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™
a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys
People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick
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