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Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.

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i learned that in 1916 there was a proposed Amendment to the US Constitution that would put all acts of war to a national vote, and anyone voting yes would have to register as a volunteer for service in the United States Army (x)

socialistexan

Man, fuck Youtube for promoting this homophobic, racist garbage.

I'm so tired of this shit.

Get fucked, assholes!

mysharona1987

carnival-phantasm

Love wins

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Tom and Jerry

deefews

carnival-phantasm

LOVE WON

gayboyadvance-deactivated202202

im obsessed w/ putting hearts after everything i say. doesn’t even matter what it is <3 the heart is going there <3

larval-tear

i dont want to pandemic

larval-tear

i want be held by women

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

can't find a job because "jeff the killer" is already taken

schmirby

by who

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

jeff

butchgender-remade-deactivated2

im rediscovering apples and honestly i feel like the babadook from death note, theyre so good

rgsystem

im wearing contacts for the first time and holy SHIT some people come out the pussy seeing like this????????

rgsystem

i think the phrase i was looking for. is roll out of bed

professionalbeard

kissmejuyeon

their parents sold them to bts

kermitlesbian

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

valtsv

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.