im like if a deer was a woman

heavy is the head that wears the cat ears

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[kosmogrl]

hey, don't cry. summer fruits soon, ok?

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this Wheel of all Pokemon Abilities!

You now have this Ability in your real life!

How do you feel?

HELL YEAH THIS IS AWESOME

This is extremely great!

This is very good!

This is… pretty good

This… could be worse?

I feel utterly neutral about this

This has very strong upsides and downsides, feel conflicted

This is basically useless to me!

This… isn’t great

This sucks…

This is really bad, actually!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Voting ended onApr 11

[hellokittystallion]

GOOD MORNING MS MOON!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOOK GORGEOUS TODAY!!!!!

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[sovietnam]

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[graveyardrabbit]

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

[fanonical]

in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[zoesupreme]

so many cartoons used to do stuff like this and it ruled. Space Jam Pulp Fiction reference. Spongebob Nosferatu reference. Animaniacs and Tiny Toons was literally full of stuff like this. it's how kids used to get introduced to influential media. cutting this stuff is why we have a generation of 30 year olds that watch Bluey.

[transcatgirl551]

Shitting on adults that watch childrens media was not necessary to make the point.

[zoesupreme]

I know but I did that on purpose bc I wanted to

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit