You know what would be really funny? If I said I was going to work on my AU again and then, and hear me out on this, and then disappeared because LIFE hit me like a truck and I have to adult.
Tony's the only human on the team(if you don't count Bruce), he had a love hate relationship with that fact
Steve(A Golden Retriever hybrid) liked to keep this very specific dog toy he got when he was younger in his room
Natasha always kept at least one of Clint's feathers on her person at all times
Thor (A drake) picked up Steve with one hand to move him out of the way once
Steve just accepted his fate and wondered how this could've ever happened
Clint discovered that Natasha will chase laser pointer dots when one of his kids started messing with one and Natasha jumped over the table to get to it
She threatened to defeather him if her told anyone
Tony also discovered this when he was messing with his own laser pointer before a meeting and saw the supposedly very serious and professional assassin lunge for it
They never let her live it down
Bruce is an honorary elf magic user
He even has his own tattoo on his back
You can see light stripes in Natashas hair if you look close enough
Tony made a clockwork mouse to see if Natasha would chase it
She did, and then threw it at him after she caught it and realized her animalistic side had gotten the better of her again
Clint bought Natasha a stuffed snow leopard
Bruce has had to heal Clint and Natasha so many times that he knows about the stripes in Nats hair and Clints feathered hair
Thor is mostly immune the electricity, only damaging him if you strike one of more sensitive areas like his snout, hands, talons(feet), or belly
Steve has a therapy dog certificate, he's also a guide dog
The whole "jingle jingle *shakes keys*" thing works on Clint purely because the bird part of his brain goes "Ooohhh, shiny!"
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