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[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[niceinchnails]

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[cowgirlarchive]

🕯️🪻💫manifesting a uni term that doesn’t make me have a breakdown💫🪻🕯️

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[gryffon]

[teaboot]

YELLOW-SHAFTED NORTHERN FLICKER MY BELOVED ANGEL

[anurognathidsunited]

everyone watch this video immediately

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[rainbowgaez]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[rainbowgaez]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[bargarean]

[bargarean]

reblog my post boy

[angel-derangement]

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

ⓘ Fact Check

There are currently no jurisdictions worldwide that mandate the addition of pussy to drinking water, nor have any clinical trials shown that the addition of pussy to drinking water has any significant effect on the heath of lesbians.

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[angel-derangement]

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

[tforthetea]

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

[phyrexian-lootbug]

Tumblr has fact checking?

[tforthetea]

apparently???

[angel-derangement]

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

HUH?????

Why did I find this out in a shit post about pussy and lesbians?????

[angel-derangement]

have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not

[marlinspirkhall]

ⓘ Fact Check

This is true.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Further news that it says “gullible” on the ceiling. Sources here.