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[gaygoatshane]

canon to me that ilya dedicates beautiful girls by sean kingston to shane and shane hates it because it mentions being suicidal but ilya always says it's okay because he's #reclaiming it

[mayflowersinapril]

A universe grows on my body, where your hand touches me Suddenly the world returns, all that it has taken away

- Mashrou Leila, Radio Romances

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Concept:

Ilya does love seeing old photos of Shane. Fat Baby Shane™ in all his forms, toddler Shane in his little hockey gear, Shane in elementary school with a big missing-teeth smile, Shane blowing out the candles on his 10th birthday, Shane holding up his brand new driver's license at 16. The list goes on.

One day Yuna finds an old disposable camera. The expiration date on it says 2009. She tells Shane about it; it might have some old photos from his graduation on it or something. She'd gotten a digital camera around that time so she can't remember what she used this one for. Shane is pretty indifferent about it.

Yuna sends the camera off to some company that still develops old camera film. It's about 15 years old at this point, though, so whatever is on it might not even develop correctly.

A few weeks later Shane and Ilya are over for dinner. Yuna tells them she got the photos back and they actually turned out ok. She hands over the stack of 10 photos. Shane rolls his eyes, but Ilya grabs the photos and starts flipping through them. The first two look like they are from some school event; there's Shane surrounded by similarly aged kids in an auditorium. There's one of the three of them on Thanksgiving that year and another of the three of them with Yuna's parents at the same dinner. Two of David asleep on the couch with the family dog clearly taken on different days. One of a Christmas tree in the Hollander's living room. The next two are Shane on the ice in a rink that Ilya recognizes as the one in Regina. The one from their first World Juniors Tournament.

And Ilya freezes. The last photo in the stack is a close-up of Shane. He's in a white hoodie with a black coat over it. He has on a dark green beanie and he's standing next to the door to the rink. He's smiling for the camera and his freckles are crinkled near his eyes. It's the Shane that so awkwardly and so confidently introduced himself to Ilya the first time they met. The Shane that had tried so hard to talk to Ilya then. The Shane that Ilya could admit to himself now that he'd had a bit of a crush on already. His Shane.

His Shane was getting blurry as tears filled his eyes.

[shilyas]

condo stairway scene gets me every single time bc of the way ilya lingers. the way he takes way too long to tie his shoes & adjust his jeans, the way he stands for a moment even though his cab is definitely there & the way he teases shane as he slowly lowers himself to give the sweetest, most unhurried kiss goodbye.

[argillaforma]

boring really gets ilya going

[skyrigel]

[aslongasitsblack]

yes shane not realising people are flirting with him but also shane not realising that HE is flirting with men he finds attractive shane who naturally flutters his big brown sparkly eyes more often whenever hes talking to a big strong handsome man shane who automatically tilts his head slightly down so his gaze is directed upwards shane whose voice turns soft and buttery while he’s delivering smooth jabs and quick compliments shane whose mouth quips into a glint of teeth and scratches the back of his neck so his bicep strains against the cuff of his t shirt shane who says ‘yeah you’d like that?’ without thinking and hums round and airy ‘mhmm’ in acknowledgement shane insisting ‘i was NOT flirting with him.’ when ilya brings it up later and ilya shrugs and says ‘you cannot help it…you’re super gay…i don’t mind, im the only one that makes you nervous’ and grins wickedly while shane blushes and makes a sound in the back of his throat as ilya descends upon him

[notevengonnaanswerthat]

[pookieshane]

Endless gifs of Ilya Rozanov 18/∞

[bloodonthedrums]

nothing about them ever screamed casual...

[vegas2014]

@smokingrozanov you have such an incredible way with words

[persepinas]

We need to make a bigger deal about Ilya getting that loon tattoo for Shane and for them. That's such a massive declaration of love tbh. He got that perfect memory of their cottage time inked right into his skin. 😭

[gaynehollander]

The Centaurs do a video of them getting an extreme deep tissue massage, because Harris thinks the fans will get a good laugh out of them being in pain and eventually wimping out (and he's right, the video does numbers).

Shane Hollander, however, does not have that reaction. He tries to stay silent as much as he can but he can't help the occasional moan, whimper, or gasp that's pulled from him. He's entirely relaxed on the table, not pulling away, not tensing, just letting it happen, his brows a little scrunched up. He's the only Centaur who doesn't call an end to the massage. What brings his time on the table to an end is Ilya striding up to him, red-faced and flustered, saying, "okay, enough, you're done."

Most of his footage is unusable.

[bugslibraryy]

Guys Ilya and Shane doing their little opposite sitting on the couch, maybe at home in Ottawa or at the cottage one year- toes playing with each other, pulsing against each other while they have phone scrolling time. Eventually Ilya drops his phone to his chest and sighs and pouts at Shane, another big loud sigh before Shane is looking up from his phone like 🤨 what. Ilya is like I need a kiss now please. And Shane is like hmm but you’re very far away. And Ilya is like pleaseeee. And Shane is huffing, rolling his eyes. “If you want a kiss, come here then” Shane says, then goes back to scrolling. Ilya whines but then he’s moving to crawl up Shane’s body, complaining and whining that Shane doesn’t love him, he won’t give him kisses it’s been days, years since they kissed and then when he’s shoving his face at Shane’s cheek, Shane turns his head, catches his face in both hands and catches him in a hot wet kiss, licking into his mouth, hearing Ilya hum happily

[hollandar]

Heated Rivalry — 1x06 ⤷ PHONE BLOWJOB

(sources below)

Faking It — #1, #2 Deadline — #3 Variety — #4, #5 Vulture — #6 The Wrap — #7 Vulture — #8

[wyatthazy]

shane: 🩷🥰😍💕🫃

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Fandom is so obsessed with contrasts in ships that they force them onto hollanov, a couple who are FAMOUSLY supposed to be similar. There is no slutty one and prudish one. They both love sex. There is no smart one and dumb one. They both excel at the same career where traditional metrics of academic intelligence don't apply. There is no jock and nerd. They are both professional athletes. There is no neatfreak and slob. They both pay other people to clean their houses. Please release yourself from the need to manufacture an opposites attract dynamic in every facet of their relationship, ESPECIALLY when the central conceit of hollanov as a couple is that they're more alike than everyone else seems to think.

[argillaforma]

shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻‍♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge

[justshadowchan]

[aslongasitsblack]

shane would for sure love giving the “you know there was a long time ilya and i couldn’t even hold hands in public” sermon meanwhile his teenage children are like DUDE we just want you to stop kissing in the GROCERY STORE

ilya: your father is a beautiful man can you blame me?

kid: OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT