Pretend you care

Just a receptacle for everything. Currently Heated Rivalry because I’m a basic bitch but also ✨queer✨ https://ko-fi.com/notevenls to support

[nikosasakis]

👏🏻 support 👏🏻 creators 👏🏻 or 👏🏻 they’ll 👏🏻 lose 👏🏻 motivation 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 create 👏🏻 things 👏🏻

[musette22]

Please, you guys. I don’t normally talk about this much because I’m very grateful for the support I get and I don’t like to sound like I’m preaching, but this is not about me. It’s about all the amazing content creators I know on here who have said lately that they’re rapidly losing motivation to create or even be on Tumblr anymore, because there is so little engagement with their work. 

Despite it’s failings, Tumblr is such a brilliant platform because it inspires and allows so much creativity, but that well is going to run dry if people don’t support content creators. I try not to be too pessimistic if I can help it, but I’ve already seen too many content creators vanish to just deny that this is happening. Everyone’s dash is going to be dead as a doornail in a while if this development continues.

If you see art, an edit, a gifset or fic you like: reblog it. Like and leave a comment in the notes if you have something nice to say about it, by all means, but reblogging is the most important way for original content to be seen by more people, which will create greater engagement and keep creators motivated to create more of that content you love.

Content creators spend hours and hours and hours on their work, for free. Reblogging only costs a second (literally). Please seriously consider supporting your local gifmaker, editor, artist or writer by hitting that reblog button ❤️

[notevengonnaanswerthat]

Artists “do art” because they enjoy it, yes, but having support motivates like nothing else.

If you want to support me and my writing (or if you want to commission a something) here’s my ko-fi ⤵️

https://ko-fi.com/notevenls

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[jesse-is-spiralling]

[notevengonnaanswerthat]

[intergalacticmca]

Too much talk in the fandom about how submissive Shane supposedly is and not nearly enough talk about how Shane has been holding Ilya hostage sexually for over 8 years. Shane has that man wrapped around his little finger and has been walking him like a DOG.

Shane has Ilya fucking WHIPPED.

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)

[medrawawi]

ilya going to pick up the shanelings from school🐤🐤

[offonaherosjourney]

In another timeline Tunameltgate happens during late spring instead of the winter months, and instead of Ilya crashing out over Rose Landry, he crashes out over the photos of Shane at Wimbledon where he was photographed chatting with a Swedish prince, and... if Boston thinks the mini PR mess that Ilya caused by posting a selfie standing next to a guillotine that he captioned "bring them back" was bad, that is because they have no idea about the twice a day anti-monarchist tweet and retweet sprees LilyHollander105 is going on.

[medrawawi]

gimme kiss 😙

[medrawawi]

hollanov and baby🐣

[medrawawi]

❤️❤️!!

[medrawawi]

shane and shanelings🐥🐣

[lexilexilexilexile]

Shane and Ilya’s daughter has to do a family tree project in class. They’ve done a great job at emphasizing to her that parents can be any two people that love each other and she understands that other kids might not know that. The rest of the project will be pretty straight forward - Shane doesn’t have any siblings and their daughter doesn’t know much about Ilya’s family at this age besides that papa has a mama that watches over them and that loves her very much. Shane is still nervous about it and having a Very Normal Shane Reaction wondering if she will feel left out for not having a mom and feeling sad that she will never know her papas family and wondering if she is lonely and if they should have another kid. When they get an email from the school asking them to come in at pickup to discuss her family tree Ilya is already angry and ready to pick a fight with whatever stupid kid is bullying their daughter for having two dads. They walk into the classroom and their daughter is standing with her arms crossed insisting that there is nothing wrong with her project and when the teacher slides it across the table they see something so bizarre that they don’t know where to start. She’s drawn on only one side of the tree - Ilya and Shane both stemming from Yuna and David. Next to them are about ten stick figures of different sizes all with hearts around them. While they’re trying to decipher what on earth she has drawn she starts presenting it with her little finger saying “see? Dad is grandma Yuna and grandpa David’s son and Papa is grandma Yuna and grandpa David’s son, too.” And then she moves her finger along with “and that’s uncle Hayden, uncle Troy and uncle Harris, uncle Evan, uncle Luca….” And as she’s naming every stick figure Shane is trying to figure out how he’s going to explain to her teacher that he is not married to one of his 10 brothers when he is actually an only child and Ilya has to turn away because he’s crying at the reminder that the family that adopted him adopted her as well and there has never been a child that has been so loved

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[triassictriserratops]

"Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog" only works when people understand that Ilya wakes up every single day and snaps that collar on his neck with shaking fingers and the biggest smile.

It only works when people understand that Ilya is WAITING AT THE DOOR with his leash and is pushing that leash into Shane's hands.

[notevengonnaanswerthat]

[itskurwanumber5]

Ilya: hint hint hint

Shane: absolutely clueless

Ilya: Ah ok I got your hint you don't want the thing I am hinting ok, I'll drop it

Shane: This was the weirdest conversation I had this week, what?

Why are you playing the hints game with this autistic bitch dude

Shane: Oh it's a lot of paperwork! Nice thinking!

Ilya: I don't have anyone here, so. Here, medical proxy, financial power of attorney...

Shane: (kicking his feet)

...

Shane: And then he handed me all those papers!

Rose: Oh, so now you have a 1980s gay marriage. Cute!

Shane: wait what

...

Shane: Ilya.

Ilya: Well you were not thrilled when I brought up the whole marriage in conversation, so I took a hint and just took precautions. As you didn't want the label. But I am serious about you so.

Shane: WHEN? I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER IF YOU PROPOSED???

Ilya: I was giving you hints so you would propose if you wanted to?

Yuna: Hints? To Shane?

Ilya: ...

Shane: Ilya?!

Ilya: Now I feel stupid.

[castalianspring]

Op's tags are a delight:

[oshell-on-ice]

I think at some point Ilya’s therapist gets concerned by what seems to be a codependent and anxious attachment btw Ilya and Shane. When Shane the Doer hears about it, For the sake of his husband’s mental health’s improvement and the preservation of a healthy marriage, he convinces Ilya to try installing boundaries and do activities separately. It lasts a week before Ilya comes home sobbing from a video game session with Troy communicating that if they keep this boundary thing up he’ll need to switch his meds’ dosage because he’s miserable. Shane jumps from the couch he’s been sitting on for 40minutes because he was supposed to eat diner with rose but he kept wanting to make jokes and look at ilya to see him laugh but he wasn’t there and it SUCKED OMG and Shane starts sobbing too because if they keep this up he will have to get on his own meds and let’s never do this again I hate it when I can’t smell you near me

[shane-bug]

Idiots in love

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[rabbittush]

He’s had a rough day…

[notevengonnaanswerthat]

[urie]

i looooooooove how annoying shane and ilya must be as the two best hockey players in the world just both of them being able to see the game at such an elite level and notice things no one else does and theyre basically speaking their own language to one another and saying things like "i dont even count a hat trick if its on an empty net if the goalie isnt there its NOT a real goal i think they should not count these" "absolutely if theres no challenge it isnt real" "exactlyyyyy" and they will say things like this in front of players who have Zero career hat tricks

[urie]

hayden is struggling in the postseason and says its bc he is "playing with a broken rib" and privately shane is thinking "okay but just one though jesus christ" and ilya is texting him like "is pike playing on severed legs" "broken rib" "ok???? just one????" and shane is like wow thank god finally someone who gets it

[tawnyow-l]

It's like when Sidney Crosbys teammates have to remind him that yes they understand what he's saying but *i can't physically do that Sidney*