Mildly Heretical Dealings of a (former) Seminarian

Mildly Heretical Dealings of a (former) Seminarian (now Pastor):******************************************************I am The Reverend Snarkalicioushttp://aoife-okeefe.tumblr.com/post/71986991334/your-nickname-is-the-nearly-reverend-snarkalicious ******************************************************* I'm a (former) seminary student, not exactly orthodox, and needing an anonymous outlet. (No my name is not actually Aoife O'Keefe, it's just a Psuedonym) Straight, white, cis, Pastor, woman, attempting to be an ally

[landoverwater]

Ah lads. This one hurts. RIP Glen Hansard.

[aoife-okeefe]

Was it just me or did that feel like a real game?

[danielkahndyke]

sorry it’s actually so fucking crazy thinking abt how certain places have banned burqinis like literally making a woman take her clothes off in public like that shit is so fascist

[danielkahndyke]

genuinely horrific like that’s law mandated sexual assault & we just let it happen. hello. can anyone hear me.

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[wilwheaton]

[aoife-okeefe]

Just for the record: As a Christian pastor I do think 5 white players on an MLB team announcing “Faith and Family Night” when the only faith being recognized is Christianity but also a very particular brand of Christianity, is some white Christian Nationalist bullshit.

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[aoife-okeefe]

If season 2 of Heated Rivalry doesn’t have some scene depicting Ilya’s depression set to Dermot Kennedy’s “Let Me In” I’m going to be VERY upset.

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[loveridden1999]

bring back shame

[loveridden1999]

peer reviewed tags

[fox-bright]

The worst person you could ever meet in your lifetime still has a favorite breakfast cereal.

I knew a rapist who was an absolute ride-or-die friend to his gamer bros. Like, give the last dollar from his pocket to a friend who got a flat tire, and then turn around and go rape a Freshman that evening.

I knew a vicious child abuser who wept like a baby when her dog died.

The nastiest human being on the planet nevertheless feels obscurely melancholy sometimes, or has high spirits when they step out doors on the first warm day of spring, or has opinions on their favorite TV show and which side the toilet paper should hang on and whether or not the room should be cold or warm when you go to sleep.

We're all still just people. Complex, with fully-realized interior worlds.

None of that will save you from becoming a monster, if you decide to do monstrous things.

None of it makes you exempt from the consequences of monstrosity.

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[xxrie]

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[slowspinningredemption]

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

[aoife-okeefe]

I would like to apologize to all mariners fans. I turned on the game with a no hitter underway and ruined it all.

[aoife-okeefe]

So I’m loving Heated Rivals. As a general romance lover and tortured Seattle Mariners fan I really love Baseball romances. There is a sad lack of decent *MAJOR* League gay romances, but whatevs.

What I REALLY want regardless of sexual orientation is an Irish Hurling/Camogie romance. Like… I’m not even particularly interested in lesbian stories but I’d totally read a lesbian Camogie story.

I’m just putting that out into the universe somebody write me a hurling romance. I’d write one but I’m still a super novice at understanding the sport.

[wannabetonthat]

Ok so PSA bc a lot of people around here haven't had good enough Sex Education

If you're going to frott or jack off two dicks at the same time without a condom, it's not safe sex

If you're gonna give a blowjob without a condom (especially if you're a hockey player and your gums are bruised to hell) it is not safe sex

If your fluids are touching the other person's fluids around the place where those fluids come from... It is NOT. SAFE. SEX.

Which isn't to say that it's wrong, but like, these guys aren't having safe sex! Pls know this! And don't go copying them while fucking your buddy who you're not exclusive with and is known to get around

[nightmarebuntrotation]

i think the game would be more fun if we hit the baseball