Howdy Y’all

Jenny, 29, Canadian. Lui caught me like a wild Pokémon and now we brawl little kids for sport. Wild West shitposter who loves her wife. If you’re looking for nonsense you’ve come to the right place.

[remindertoclick]

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[zukriuchen]

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s impressive how much human food is straight up poison for every other creature, but that we happen to tolerate enough to eat because we’re that stubborn.

[ryan-sometimes]

If you have pets like dogs or cats, have you noticed the sheer amount of foods you can eat but they can’t?

I ate an entire bag of grapes last week, when only a handful could’ve killed my dog. Chocolate? Delicious and safe to eat for me, deadly for most mammals and birds.

And it goes on and on. The thiosulfates and psoralens in onions and garlic are toxic to most animals. Meanwhile here we are dicing them and adding them to our food to make it yummy. The capsaicin we love for giving our spicy food its kick is one of nature’s versions of a pesticide.

Avocados? Contain persin, which is so toxic to so many different animals that it can kill birds, rodents, and even a fucking HORSE. The caffeine in a shot of espresso can kill your dog or cat, and there’s no antidote for it.

Besides, we’re the only mammals that drink milk past infancy. Not only that, it’s the milk of OTHER ANIMALS. You’re not supposed to do that. Most mammals completely lose the ability to digest lactose past infancy. The enzyme needed to metabolize lactose is fully GONE. And here we are making CHEESE???

So much of the daily human diet is straight up murder for other animals.

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[sagetheunwise]

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

[medievaljournalist]

i don't mean to alarm ye but i just got word there's about 100 evil as fuck skeletal wizards approaching your location

my ultimate warrior will defend me no matter what

[medievaljournalist]

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[catchyvideos]

OP spongecake_cats on TikTok ♡

[fagsex]

[tanukipost]

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

[queercodex]

the lottery by shirley jackson

[tanukipost]

hold on i have to read something real quick

[tanukipost]

dude

[pangur-and-grim]

watcha doing up there, buddy?

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

He screm.

[jame7t]

welcome to my weird little place

[cryptotheism]

My warpick

[jame7t]

stop adding your warpick to all my posts

[dogpuppy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tall]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[oh-kays-stuff]

this is lara and she raids a tomb, or so i heard...