im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@apettypetrifiedbitch
im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams
Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate
wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.
god forbid a girl forgets to be perfect for two seconds
having the Aviation Accident Investigations Autism™️ has actually done wonders for the way I process and respond to my own fuck-ups
And I don't just mean "oh, my little work mistake is actually nothing compared to a fiery crash that kills people," either. The reason commercial flight is so many orders of magnitude safer than any other form of transportation is because after every accident and incident, an independent regulatory body investigated it with the express goal of figuring out exactly what happened, why, and how to prevent the same thing from ever happening again—not to root out which person deserved the blame or the liability.
It's a simple, shockingly effective idea. It's also worlds away from how most people approach their own mistakes and the mistakes of others.
Because it’s never just one person’s fault. And even when it is, it still isn’t.
The sharpest, best-trained pilots make worse decisions when they're tired or sick or stressed out, so there's two of them. The most dedicated and experienced air traffic controllers garble an instruction over the radio sometimes, so pilots are trained to always repeat clearances back to catch misunderstandings quickly. The best and brightest maintenance mechanic still overlooks a screw or misconnects a wire once or twice in her career, so aircraft systems are built with two or three or four layers of redundancy, and pilots are exhaustively trained to deal with failures safely.
Everyone eventually has a bad day. Every component breaks down. Every computer gets a bad a Windows update and spirals into a reboot doom loop. If it’s possible for one person’s mistake to domino into a mushroom cloud of a fuckup, then that task is too critical to be one person's sole responsibility. The accident sequence starts with the design of the system—so how do you improve the system to keep it from happening again?
aftercare but for your job
The Great Expedition 33 and the brave Commander Lune.
you don't just marry a person. you marry their ecosystem. their food. the temperature of their house. their sleep schedule. their friends.their family. their way of moving through the world
crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell
i'll always be here
when a songs lyrics use repetition to signify growing desperation and emotion that additional words wouldnt be able to convey
"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.
if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry
Could Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz solve the Kira murders?
Could catch Kira, would survive
Could not catch Kira, would survive
Could catch Kira, would not survive
Could not catch Kira, would not survive
Oh, the comments are GOLD
Great job everyone
phineas and ferb heritage post
Almost scrolled past this cause I assumed it was a Tumblr ad at first.
“modern au” “highschool au” human/non-powered au"
Why don’t you just watch glee then.
I use this to torture my victims:
they throw regular rats at eachother
not now kitten, the walls are closing in on daddy