Hi

I’m Jåx My insta: the_dam_snack_bar_ Wattpad: apollogets_starbucks

[sunpirate]

are you sad?

since thalia’s immortal, it’ll be decades, probably centuries before she can see jason again.

now you’re sadder.

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But what if Jason chose rebirth?

Then no one gets to see him ever again.

No more Percy and Jason bro moments.

…

I just made myself very sad…

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Whenever you get into a new fandom does anyone else just have that one character you simp for non-stop…

Like-

My parents:

My friends:

Everyone:

Me: I’m in love with a walking bandage

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RASMIN!!

I love you so much and you’ve always been here for me when I needed you; you’ve made my life better in so many ways and I always love and have fun talking to you. I greatly appreciate you and I love you so so so much!

I hope you had a great birthday!! 🎉

@godsdamahalfblood

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HC that Nico can find out how people have died and one day he randomly jumps up and goes to the underworld and everyone’s like ‘what are you doing’ and Nicos like ‘I’m going to go find out who killed JFK.’

Nobody:

Nico: *jumps up and starts walking towards the door*

Will: Where are you going?

Nico: to find out who killed JFK

Will: I-

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Persephone: *angry for some reason*

Hades: *goes to her* did I do something?

Persephone: You didn’t do anything my mother did.

Hades: *lets out a breath*

Persephone: …

Hades: I wrote a 10 page long heart felt apology about how sorry I am incase I did something and was about to make it a few pages longer if you told me what I did

Persephone: I-

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Nico: JASON YOU INFANT BRAINED LIGHTNING ROD

Will: …

Will: what did he do?

Jason: yea what did I do?

Nico: He stole my French fries

Will: *gasp* Jason- how could you

Jason: •o• I did not

Nico: *charges at Jason*

Jason: *runs*

—

Will: *after their gone* *watches Nico beat up Jason*

Will: Jason was telling the truth

Will: he didn’t really take Nicos fries

Will: I did :)

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Will: *celebrating his birthday with his friends*

Nico: Happy one year closer to your final destination

Will: …..thank you?

Nico: *stands there awkwardly*

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Lore Olympus, but it's ✨gen z✨

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Nobody:

Percy: I just ate an old cheese stick that was under my bed on a dare

[mythologymadness]

GREEK GODS AS ANIMATED TEXTS :D

low effort Olympian memes :)

ZEUS

POSEIDON

HADES

HERA

DEMETER

HESTIA

APOLLO

ARTEMIS

ATHENA

HEPHAESTUS

ARES

APHRODITE

DIONYSUS

HERMES

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A sleep deprived Nico: I’m loopy at th mnmetn so you cna ingore me. Bont tel will tho I think he’s think I’m wird.

Jason: ….

Nico: I need slep. I’ll pomabey back late r. Nighnight.

Jason: Are you high-

Nico: hi on no slep :)

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Nobody:

Nico *talking about Will before they started dating*: Me and my friend are trying to figure out if we’re homo for each other

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Things my Group chat has said.

• I just ate an old cheese stick under my bed on a dare

• Beans are just wet nuts

• he’s a ✨bridesman✨

• I’m dead in the corner still

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Zeus *talking to Apollo*: Son

Apollo *not caring about what Zeus says*: Yes? I’m the Sun?