snot goblin

pup here, gonna reblog posts here to keep my art account clean

[gundam-jones]

when ur on the brink of fun and remember everything you need to do

[bitchycode]

[ttherethere]

[heartify]

[unsettlingstories]

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

[skyybridge]

this is the worst post on this website

[weavemama]

you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup.

[elfvenomm]

Why would you even say something like that…

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

jesus fuck

[thelonely]

i want to be like you: the strongest hero.

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

[princess-missyy]

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

[chavdog]

WHY DON’T U JUST FEED YOUR CHILDREN WITH ALL THAT FOOD U DON’T HAVE IN THE CUPBOARDS?? WHERE’S THE TIN OF SOUP U GOT FROM THE FOOD BANK LAST WEEK? CHECKMATE, PAUPER THIEVES

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

‘If their parents are poor then their children should go hungry’

[buzzfeed]

17 People Who Didn’t Get What They Ordered In 2016

[saddest-cat-hours]

[klinklang]

Me during the day: “I’m going to bed early tonight :)”

Me at 3 AM:

[veinitas]

idk if any of yall are following the montana special election but the republican candidate just body slammed a journalist so a sanders-endorsed candidate that was already beating him greatly in the polls now might be literally guaranteed a win…..in a deeply conservative state

[veinitas]

source source this is straight up fascism

[veinitas]

greg gianforte and his campaign are now blaming the “aggressive behavior from a liberal journalist” for this incident and are essentially claiming the reporter body slammed himself

[veinitas]

i dont mean to grab for attention but could you guys reblog this? the election is TOMORROW and the gop candidate just SENT A JOURNALIST TO THE HOSPITAL. ive been following the race and the majority of the democratic candidates outreach has been through social media and i havent seen any posts about it yet (because it like just happened) and this is….a very big and scary thing

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Why do we even need to ask for help? She is totally innocent. What we really need to ask for is to make police accountable for their actions.

[twink-phobia-blog]

all public school anti-bullying activism is extremely transparent and meaningless

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

faculty: BULLYING IS BAD!! ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY!! THIS IS A HATE FREE ZONE!!

me: hey this person called me a stupid dyke today

faculty: hmm that’s unfortunate. have you tried perhaps, not being gay?

[nisat]

i can’t believe my girlfriend is a space goddess

[j4ya]