[andhumanslovedstories]

One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

[andhumanslovedstories]

if I make and post an insanely detailed powerpoint on the twenty different equations I run mentally during casual conversation to make it flow better, everyone has to say that it's sexy and cool and not weird at all

[andhumanslovedstories]

remember, everyone promised to be cool! also disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer assume I said all the things you'd say to be like "i know human interaction is complicated, i know some of what i listed here would be very annoying to some people," and all that

[typerdurden]

lana del rey shld make an anti anorexia song but in the most problematic way possible yk tge chorus shld say fatten me up daddy or smth

[punishedsaints]

[loveridden1999]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[guelwaar]

clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10–15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10–15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

what the hell does an assistant to a chiropractor do lmao

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[orpheuslament]

person with a be gay do crime enamel pin they got from etsy getting so scared because they saw someone wearing a collar at the pride event

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

GitHub - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI: Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11

Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11 - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI

[creechie]

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

[the-future-is-chrome]

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if my cock grew legs i would send it to the store to get groceries

[girlwhodoeskratom]

remember when azealia banks was promoting her new song (at the time) Tarantula and was posting a bunch of crazy shit on her story threatening to kill grimes and put a spider in her childs crib.. that was funny as fuck

[girlwhodoeskratom]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[justalilfandomguy]

The throuples in sense8 are so fucking funny like what do you mean "two gay men and their fujoshi" and "your regular 'straight" indian couple and their german mobster boyfriend" are both 100% canon

[dogpuppy]

[treecitysessions]

Me

[fellowshipincynicism]

happy father's day frank langdon

[frankenfran]

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"