Beautiful Men

Pretty self-explanatory... Secondary blog of arrakisdunedesertplanet.

[iconuk01]

An amazing bit of stop motion from shakycow studios on Instagram

[fireheartwraith]

Love how the he man movie said "the silly names are just what 10yo Adam called them!" except for Skeletor. That's just his name

[athenasdragon]

Did you know that poison control has an online tool so that if for example you swallow one cherry pit and want a qualified adult to tell you’re fine but are too embarrassed to call them you can just do that

There’s even an option to check “this isn’t a real case” if you want to fuck around on the website

webPOISONCONTROL

Use the webPOISONCONTROL tool to get online, expert help for a possible poisoning. It’s Poison Control at your fingertips - free!

I actually love how comprehensive this is. It starts with a header saying whether or not you need to go to the ER and then breaks down what you might experience if anything (e.g. if you chewed on it and broke the kernel you might get a little nauseous from the cyanide but you don’t need to seek further help unless it’s persistent or you also get x y or z) and then they say how they determined that response.

For example this one said “you may notice we didn’t ask how much you weigh and that’s because the amount you took isn’t harmful to even a baby” lmao

[saltedsnailstudio]

a couple of night crawlers make friends with a will-o’-the-wisp

linocut print on kitakata paper

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[allisonreader]

Do you know about/what do you think about the trope that you can’t read inside a dream?

Yes I’ve heard of it, and believe it

Yes I’ve heard of it, and don’t believe it

No I haven’t heard of it, and believe it

No I haven’t heard of it, and don’t believe it

Nuance

Voting ended onMay 19

Related poll in the reblogs.

[allisonreader]

Can you read while dreaming?

Yes

No

Nuance

Voting ended onMay 19

[lionofchaeronea]

Maybe I'm weird, but I've never had the slightest difficulty with reading text while dreaming. Not sure where that trope came from in the first place (though it did give us a very good episode of Batman: The Animated Series).

[salmonella-warrior]

I used to lucid dream a lot and the easiest way for me to confirm I was in a dream was to try to read; if I couldn't read, I knew I was dreaming

[aronyflo]

more Dixons

[paperplateprose]

writing challenge!

open up your document and put words in it

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/05/03/the-good-boy

[herpsandbirds]

Tiger Snake (Notechis scutatus), family Elapidae, Western Australia

Venomous.

photograph by Artur Tomaszek

[animentality]

[cutekittenlady]

This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.

[cuprohastes]

My father was a magician and a clown. When he died, we cleared out his old clotehs and there was his clown suit.

"Oh I'll take this down to the charity shop" said my mother, missing hte part where no sane person is going to wear a clown suit.

"Nah" said I, "Have them dress him in it when they cremate him."

There was a pause and my throw-away joke started to slowly solidify into 'Yeah let's do that'.

A discussion was had with the mortician who had a bit of a worry that the costume would involve giant clown shoes which would prevent the coffin closing.

Luckily it wasn't that sort of outfit.

I told this to my dear friend who immediately envisaged someone trying to close a coffin onto a dead clown, only to have the big red nose go *Sad honk* every time there was an attempt to close the lid.

The awful hilarity rendered her incapable of standing.

[whumpster-fire]

The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.

[recordspinner]

I’m convinced trickster deities and creatures exist, and that this is their typical profession.

[villainessbian]

why would a trickster deity become a mortician

[resetium]

Clown.

[villainessbian]

Never call me that again or I'll squirt you with my flower and honk my nose and I'll blow the house down

[kauniswarmwinterintojisarms]

Mr. Rooker getting zombified. Still sexy....xD

[apolladay]

If you know the meaning of the word "defenestrate", do you remember how you learned it?

Yes (put it in the tags please I'm curious)

No

I don't know the meaning of the word defenestrate

Voting ended onApr 18

[apparentlyihaveatype]

Me opening up tumblr first thing in the morning: Aawww! Neil banging out the tunes! The ancient ritual persists! 🤗💚🐀🎹

[gingerswagfreckles]

Buzz Aldrin punching a moon landing denier in the face at the age of 72. Lol.

[gingerswagfreckles]

This video has been almost completely scrubbed off the internet because the loser who got decked keeps suing everyone. Luckily for you guys EYE have a copy of the video! :)

In honor of the Artemis 2 launch!!! Suck it crazies in the chat yelling about how NASA is using AI!!!

[diana-andraste]

Judas Hanging Himself and his Soul Taken to Hell by a Demon, Giovanni Canavesio, Norte Dame des Fontaines, 15th century

Fresco/Wall Painting

The Demons of Judas and Mary Magdalene in Medieval Art x

[apparentlyihaveatype]

Oh no! My homunculus!