So Long and Thanks for all the Fish

Hello. Anna (she/hers) 🧡

[ironwingedhawk]

[tendernotion]

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

[jakemorph]

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

[jakemorph]

Cain really did fuck around and find out

[may]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[may]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[mcavoy]

[valtsv]

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

[only1600kids]

me: why'd u give me an F??

teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[blue-caterpillars-bong]

2019 is the year y'all stop treating bi and pan women as “secondary” wlw

[blue-caterpillars-bong]

not to sound terrible but it would be nice if people who aren’t bi/pan reblogged this more since that’s most of the people who are reblogging this.

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[fierceawakening]

What the everloving fuck

[calslaundry-deactivated20211010]

[fiestabear]

[tanpoponoko]

This happened to me a BUNCH after I got married to a man. I’d be like ‘oh, x actress is so cute’ and everyone would be like “but you’re married to a guy, I thought you were straight now?”

Fuckin’ no???

[space-finally]

If a bi person marries someone of the opposite gender, guess what?

THEY’RE STILL BI!

If a bi person marries someone of the same gender, guess what?

THEY’RE STILL BI!

[beholdthemem]

20BITEEN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT BISEXUALS NOT BIPHOBIA.

[alchemy-deactivated20210904]

incredible how "the hungry deserve food" and “the sick deserve medicine” are radical communist beliefs in 2017

[dr-im0tep]

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” Hélder Câmara

[astrodidact]

[idek-anymore46]

[punpkin-314-pi]

VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

[nyxwoven]

while yes you should vaccinate your kids, you can’t vaccinate for bubonic plague. also this couple ate a raw, dead rat, which is how they got it. they then didn’t go get antibiotics, which in most modern cases of bubonic plague allows for a full recovery.

yes, PLEASE vaccinate your kids, but don’t use scare tactics to spread false information.

[incompetentantagonist]

I’m sorry I think the question that should be asked is why they are a raw dead rat

[lilicrevere]

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

[anxietyproblem]

[astrayan]

so i watched star wars with my 10yr old niece and as soon as luke appeared on the screen she gasped and yelled “look its troy bolton!!!”

[astrayan]

I CAN’T EVEN BLAME HER THO LOOK AT THIS SHIT

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

@swiftshadowtm

[swiftshadowtm]

[stolligaseptember]

[showerthoughtspost]

Someone developed the internet without the help of internet.