Super High School Level Gap In the Floor.

This is like the one closet you have that you stuff full of other things and come back to it like a damn time capsule.

[shitpostsampler]

Been a good while since I stitched my first shitpostsampler pattern. Here’s a dump: part 1

They’re also displayed on my instagram: sisestitch

Submitted by  siseja

[snailtongue]

[ID: Photo of a black miniature horse foal strutting through the snow. They're wearing a pink fleecy one-piece outfit complete with white trim.]

[valtsv]

*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours

[pissvortex]

someones entire work uniform like the hat shirt and pants is just thrown on the ground in this parking lot

[pissvortex]

they QUIT quit

[gun-flame]

bro this isn't funny he despawned please delete this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sosuperawesome]

Crochet Bags

Berries and Bonnets on Etsy

[prokopetz]

I just got a promotional email whose subject line was “we love experiences”.

Like, as opposed to what?

[avocadosfromfigaro]

As opposed to “do not put me in a situation”

[prokopetz]

See, I can understand wanting to avoid situations. If you’re in a situation, events might ensue!

[paradoxius]

They might even lead to phenomena…

[prokopetz]

Qualia, even.

[aokozaki]

Don’t you even dare show me qualia. [someone shows me a picture of a car with the wheels removed]

Goddammit! It’s a car due to properties I can’t describe!

[prokopetz]

#look alive people #we are currently at high risk of circumstances #possibly even… scenarios (via @microsuedemouse)

[gallusrostromegalus]

All of these are far from singular terms as well! There might be events PLURAL! Possibly even a series of them!

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[assgod]

me in the bronze age telling my friend how I got bred by a general, high priest, and donkey vender all in one night

[bussytwink]

[rylandgraces]

The Road to El Dorado (2000) dir. Bibo Bergeron, Don Paul, Jeffrey Katzenberg

[pissvortex]

aint this how we got protestantism

[radmona]

INDULGENCES...

2!!!

[coolxatu]

[ghostingthespace]

[mcbitchtits]

i don’t know what’s funnier

that this exists

that it’s also a step counter

or that it got hacked within 15 minutes

[sandmandaddy69]

[startledoctopus]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

‘And I thought,

“By golly her little vibrator would work perfectly”.’

[lastvalyrian]

where’s that post that goes “the farmer isn’t going to sex up all of his flowers individually”

[bisforbutch]

Every nuerodivergent person who masks really well has that point where they get tired of it and its just like "FUCK being intelligent and personable. I'm going back to being weird and slow NOW!!!"

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[guardgomabroa]

#Oh grug  #We’re really in it now

[theladymisandry]

[gendereuphoriahours]

gender euphoria is wearing twirly skirts!

gender euphoria time!

[raavenb2619]

[ID: In the first panel, Stanley, labelled “me, an ace”, says “Look, I’ve been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I’ll understand.” In the second panel, he looks at something, labelled “sex appeal in ads actually works”, and says “There’s nothing about this I understand”. End ID]

[vaspider]

h e c k

[inchling-prince]

Ohhhh now THIS is not fair. Dresses make me dysphoric like 90% of the time, but I want trans bats 😭

[cipheramnesia]

Good news, nerdykeppie.com, where the dress comes from, does their designs on LOTS of different clothes and stuff so you can probably get tights or a shirt or something like that. Check em out.

[vaspider]

We got joggers! Button up shirts! laptop cases! boots! sneakers! basically if you can think of a clothing item we can probably put trans bats on it! :D

[heckofabecca]

THERE'S AN ENTIRE JUDAICA CATEGORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaspider]

yes hello i am a big ol' jew so yes. :)

We actually started as a company bc I couldn't find a trans pride kippah for @mistresskabooms that I liked, so I made one... and then another... and then I thought 'maybe I'll design some embroidered patches' and now both of my spouses are company officers and I have 3 contract employees and in February 2022 we'll have our 5 year anniversary and everyone who works for this company is either trans or queer or both. :)

[droideka-exe]

NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite

[ayellowbirds]

it’s one of the most insidious forms of transphobia

[punkrorschach]

this is why i fuckin hate “women and nonbinary people” as a concept. notice you never see “men and nonbinary people” on flyers for men only events.