Queer Deck: Ace of Beholding
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Queer Deck: Ace of Beholding
Happy Ace Week to all my fellow aces out there!
A crow stealing a handful of Cheerios. Photo: Queenie Lynn Zook.
#thank GOD i have NEVER been so glad to read a caption#i ASSUMED the crow had teeth and that was an AWFUL fraction of a second
GOD ME TOO
[yells] It’s the I Never Asked For Any Of These Avatar Business Shits gang!!!!!!!
(aka the TMA Powerpuff Girls)
no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa
if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb
lobotomize your coffeemaker
hey op? quick question w h y
It’s finals season so I have no time for anything besides doodles. But cmoonnnn. CMOOONN
here’s my fancast for the board….
I think the only ones that aren’t terrible are Tim’s impressions of Ben. And maybe Jonny’s imitation of Hope. Idk, like, even Alex’s Martin is bad lol
The Distortion (Helen) but she wears these:
Not a game
Just so I dont lose it. This one came up randomly and might be of use…
I don’t want to lose it either lol
Gerard Keay dressed in a brightly colored shirt in mag 48 because he wanted to look like a tourist but his only fashion sense is band T-shirts and ripped jeans.
This is my headcanon.
I have wanted to say this ever since I started listening to s5 but now might be a good time
Bring back Naomi Herne… and Evan Lukas
Sure, Naomi saw his body. And then he visited her and helped her. In the Lonely.
Sure, you can just kill your wandering son for doing the opposite of your Entity’s agenda. Or you can feed him to it! Ironic punishment and a sacrifice for your patron, two in one!
Who’s to say Evan is not still wandering through the Lonely? Or for what it’s worth, through Martin’s version of the Lonely? What my romantic heart tells me is that Evan and Naomi might well be trapped in the same domain, completely convinced that the other is lost to them forever – dead, like Martin used to fear Jon was, or moving on and/or falling prey to the Lukases, like Jon used to fear Martin was.
no one:
not a single soul:
me: hey what if… wall-e au…
no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa
if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb
lobotomize your coffeemaker
i hope gerard keay is having the best day i miss him dearly
I spent like 15 hours on this.
*impressed slow clap*
This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud.
This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.
Transcript of poem in screenshot:
First the cracker batter baker bakes a cracker batter batch then the cracker batter mixer door will open and unlatch so the batter mixer nozzle can descend onto the patch where the cracker batter spreads out for the nozzle to attach.
When the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray and the cracker batch emulsion lies a-soaking in its haze then the cracker batter mixer starts to stir up all the glaze that the final cracker stacker needs to lubricate the way.
Once the cracker stacker handle stacks the cracker batter squares then the cracker batter’s hardened into double stacks of pairs. Now the cracker separator breaks the crackers in the stackers so the wrappers on the stackers fit the finished stacking crackers. Then they’re distributed to Wal-Mart.
I forgot about this magnificent poem, and you probably did too. Here it is again.
I highly recommend trying to read it aloud, it feels delightful and is almost impossible.
a list of quirks for characters to make them a little more interesting
doesn’t like to wear shoes
always has a piece of sugarfree gum in their mouth
has a collection of cartoon dvds
walks everywhere they go
only wears pastel colors
won’t go anywhere without three hairbands on their wrist
refuses to wear any shoes except red converse
has a crippling fear of something mundane like mushrooms
has a dream notebook filled with every dream they can remember
has a really loud sneeze and goes into sneeze fits
only wears vintage clothing
has damaged hair from messing with it too much
super good at advanced math but can’t do addition for shit
believes in the supernatural, like ghosts
likes to go on midnight shopping trips and run through stores
gets too emotionally attached
loves dogs and has three of them
has hallucinations, but not scary ones
works at a fast food establishment in their free time
always carries a musical instrument with them
always carries a sketchbook with them
likes to name inanimate objects
strictly against drug use
excessively polite
excessively indecisive
can recite the first 200 digits of pi
can only play clocks by coldplay on the piano and plays it 24/7
gets itchy skin when anxious
has to move things around in a certain pattern before going to sleep
worries that if they do one thing wrong they’ll die
obsessed with puzzles
obsessed with rpg videogames
texts with one thumb
always has red painted nails
an amazing runner with super toned legs
has a beautiful voice
has restless legs, especially at night
has terrible performance anxiety
doesn’t like to turn assignments in because they’re afraid they’ll fail
loves science but is really bad at it
can/can’t make friends easily
likes to lie in fields and stare at the stars
believes that wishes can come true
falls deeply in love
bruises super easily
beautiful/horrible handwriting
ambidextrous
only likes nintendo games
only drinks sparkling water
doesn’t watch tv/listen to music
goes to concerts every week
likes slam poetry
likes to study in coffee shops/libraries
doesn’t understand politics but tries nonetheless
wears the same sweatshirt every day
collects sweatshirts
works three part time jobs
crazy intelligent but super shy
likes to memorize phone numbers instead of writing them down
loves to calculate probability
gets homesick very easily
wants to leave home very badly
trips a lot
can’t dance but tries anyway
brushes their teeth seven times a day
incredibly honest to a sometimes brash extent
only draws with mechanical pencils
only writes with pens
collects pens from hotels
wants to believe in heaven but can’t
watches a ton of anime
makes people cute nicknames
makes people origami
uses origami as a coping mechanism
owns a ton of t-shirts from hot topic, but has never been inside
makes all their own food
vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian
eats rice krispies every morning
does everything “for the aesthetic”
watches kids shows
goes to a private school
short term memory loss
loves disney movies
makes lists of random things in their free time
only eats foods with a spoon
only likes to wear skirts
never has their hair down
dyes their hair every two weeks
likes to collect pokemon cards
gets obsessed with games really easily
gives up too easily
gets their heart broken too often
has a mysterious disease
has a big social media following
tries too hard to be popular
likes to draw everything and everyone
can eat a whole lemon
listens to “edgy” music all the time