Apprentice SharkFace

I’m a Shark who’s actively practicing magics

[my-dailydreams]

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[aroacewithsleeves]

13 years ago

2013 was 13 YEARS AGO

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[apprentice-sharkface]

@ogrepoppenangleaksofficial How much would I have to pay you to get the VAs to voice this meme

I am begging you, please

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[thetyrannosaur]

[apprentice-sharkface]

Flashback to the greatest day of my life where I went to a Dragonforce concert and Crowd Surfed during the outro of Through the Fire and the Flames, and then the following day I proceeded to absolutely TOTAL the family car by falling asleep at the wheel and plowing through a street sign at 55

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[apprentice-sharkface]

I Yumeship with the constellation Orion the Hunter, SPECIFICALLY the constellation

[askfriskandcompany]

If you like invading the privacy of fluffy boys, consider supporting our Patreon. The link is on the blog’s main page.

[apprentice-sharkface]

oh wow, this updated as I was reading it lol

[apprentice-sharkface]

Feel free to message me if you want anything done!

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[apprentice-sharkface]

I got Beautiful Fang :3

[apprentice-sharkface]

Ok, You know what I hate? I hate how people assume Duke Nukem is sexist. Duke Nukem Forever was a character assassination, in the original games, sure he was a meathead, but he genuinely cared for everyone and fought to save the world. He wasn’t a god damn misogynistic asshole, he was just a tough guy who liked making one liners. His whole ass vibe originally was basically just this image:

Duke in Duke Nukem Forever was an example of Toxic Masculinity.

Original Duke was an example of Positive Masculinity.

And I’m tired of people acting like he’s not.

[apprentice-sharkface]

Ok, You know what I hate? I hate how people assume Duke Nukem is sexist. Duke Nukem Forever was a character assassination, in the original games, sure he was a meathead, but he genuinely cared for everyone and fought to save the world. He wasn’t a god damn misogynistic asshole, he was just a tough guy who liked making one liners. His whole ass vibe originally was basically just this image:

Duke in Duke Nukem Forever was an example of Toxic Masculinity.

Original Duke was an example of Positive Masculinity.

And I’m tired of people acting like he’s not.

[apprentice-sharkface]

Y’know what sucks, only knowing like… one guy irl who might be cool with anything I do in private (i.e. the she/her pronouns) and not even being attracted to him in anyway, when your love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation ;-;

[apprentice-sharkface]

Hey uh

Could y’all do me a favor?

Could

Uh

Shit

Mm

Y’all uh

Maybe

Uh

Possibly

Potentially

Start

Uh

Fuck

Start referring to me with she/her?

[buzzcutssn]

[bred-by-insanity]

[onion-souls]

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

[king-moogle]

I looked for the original tweet and found more

[snekky-arts]

Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

[miss-achromatic]

HEY EVERYONE GIVE THIS PERSON MORE NOTES

[spaghettihell]

SCROLL THE FUCK BACK UP

ITS ART

ITS ART I REPEAT ART

[the-haiku-bot]

SCROLL THE FUCK BACK UP

ITS ARTITS

ART I REPEAT ART

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.