Val

30 • she/they • NSFW🔞• eng/esp/fr • “Listen, Death is coming, okay? Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.”

[apt3]

Hi hello, I’m Valerie 🌱

Twitter and AO3 are both @/valerie_at_apt3.

Reposts of any of my work are STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

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Before you explore, some housekeeping:

⇢ This is an 18+ space ONLY as much of what I post and share is NSFW. Minors, do not follow or interact with any of my content, please.

⇢ I do my best to always tag potential triggers. If I happen to miss something, feel free to message me and give me a heads up.

⇢ I contain multitudes and will therefore share whatever content sparks joy for me, but you can anticipate (a lot of) Haikyuu, as well as JJK, BNHA, CSM, Steddie, the occasional Genshin, and as of very recently, Hannigram.

⇢ As Bill and Ted would say, “Be excellent to each other and party on!” I’m here to have fun with my friends, old and new. I aim to be kind and respectful but I have a low threshold for people being assholes. As long as we can be excellent to each other, we can party on. 🎉

Thanks for being here! Hope you enjoy ~

[c-53]

I’ve been captivated by his wounded animal swag, and tendency to react to well intentioned kindness with fearful aggression

[vyunok-obyknovenniy]

@canisalbus

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[spyndylle]

[canisalbus]

“Build the shittiest thing possible. Build out of trash because all i have is trash. Trash materials, trash bodies, trash brain syndrome. Build in the gaps between storms of chronic pain. Build inside the storms. Move a single inch and call it a victory. Mold my sexuality toward immobility. Lie here leaking water from my eyes like a statue covered in melting frost. Zero affect. Build like moss grows. Build like crystals harden. Give up. Make your art the merest displacement of molecules at your slightest quiver. Don’t build in spite of the body and fail on their terms, build with the body. Immaculate is boring and impossible. Health based aesthetic.”

— Porpentine

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[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[stjohnstarling]

Boys love it when you put them in a jar with a leaf and twig to climb on.

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

the accommodations are nice but I feel like something might be missing?

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

(wheeze)

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

(wheeze)

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

air hole. you forgot the. (wheeze)

[stjohnstarling]

You see? He loves it!

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

oh no I don't have anything to confess to Father I just wanted to be in this little dark box with you :)

[mistersatvrn]

@canisalbus

[blemgoid]

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

[shenzi-hemlock]

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

[wildgeese98]

I'm obsessed with Harrow hate memorizing the Noniad. She complains about it endlessly but she is Ortus's most dedicated and possibly only reader.

[sourdough-seal]

need more “guish” words. anguish. extinguish. languish. great for when a character is bleeding out on the floor

[bunubunss]

saints against god

[drawerbread]

how dare you ask me to live with it?

[dillusion-art]

[...] I am undone without you.

ig: d.ill.usion

[wildgeese98]

When you think about it, it's kind of hilarious how shittily things have gone for Ianthe since becoming a lyctor. That was her big moment, she won! She got to do her dramatic villain speech explaining to everyone how she outsmarted and out maneuvered them. Everything was coming up Ianthe.

Cut to like two days later and she's down an arm, her sister is MIA, and to add insult to injury her triumphant rise to lyctorhood is being upstaged by Harrow's romantic lobotomy stunt. This was supposed to be her moment and no one actually gives a fuck about her.

It's kind of tragic. She became an immortal demigod by sheer force of will and raw intellect and still no one will give her the time of day.

She then spends months being negged by Augustine, rejected by Harrow, and basically ignored by John. Her reward for saving god from certain doom is becoming his emotional punching bag and managing his downward spiral while dealing with a zombie apocalypse and playing diplomatic negotiator over corpse zoom.

And to top it all off The Third House made her birthday a memorial for Coronabeth. There probably aren't even any posters of her face.