[harlequinhatter]

A classic

[lqtraintracks]

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

[renthebarbarian]

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

[jeneelestrange]

@thebibliosphere

[surroundedbyselcouth]

…I’m glad people are reasoning through this very important question.

[jackmeatington]

[itsallavengers]

Oh so you think Steve Rogers, who grew up during the Great Depression & Also fought in WW2, doesn’t have a fatalistic sense of humour that rivals that of the most hardened Gen Z teen? Hah okay then

[itsallavengers]

Peter Parker, after failing his Spanish assessment: Lol when will death befall me

The rest of the Avengers: Ohmygod Peter honey it’s okay it’ll get better I promise please don’t say things like that you’re gonna be okay-

Steve, high-fiving him: We can only pray the reaper will arrive early for his appointment with us kid

[itsallavengers]

The first conversation they ever have is when they both have breakfast at the Avengers Tower. Steve burns his toast & he just looks at the wall and declares, completely deadpan, “There is literally No Point to existence At All’ and then on the other side of the room he hears the instant response of “oh mood” which is basically the story of how Peter Parker & Steve Rogers bonded for life.

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[issabella]

[teaboot]

When I was a kid my favourite song was ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ because I had no idea it was about sex

[teaboot]

Thought it was like this

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[nocontextgoodplace]

[eevart]

Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.

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[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[themightyglamazon]

GOOD ADVICE

[bob-belcher]

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[socialismartnature]

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

[atrioventriculas]

reblogging for the millionth time 

[memecenterz]

[aledanvers]

Well, hell or high water, I’ve got your back. Hell or high water.

[bob-belcher]

Ariana Grande in thank u, next - coming soon (clip posted on Ariana’s twitter and instagram)