💖 Sleepy Succubus 💖

28, She/Her, U.S. 18+ followers only, please! 🔞 e-girl blogs about video games, being horny, and life stuff. no one is surprised.

[jasonttodd]

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Yes

[sahind]

The Lion King     ↳ 1994 / 2019 - Comparison

[orange-juice-sans]

say what you will about gen z but being able to say “it is wednesday my dudes” in the middle of a class and knowing they will respond with an ungodly screech? absolutely unbeatable

[ahhhhhhhhh88-88]

Me: *defending and supporting the lgbt community in front of my family*

Them: “woah calm down it’s not like you’re gay”

Me:

[neutralbacteria]

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

[blogthegreatrouge]

educational af

[goldnpoc]

The X one lmaoooo

[lushbiome]

if you know all of these by heart lets be friends

[fishyandclintbarton]

LOUDER.

[hoebutmadefashion]

just say elon musk and go

[toastbutteregg]

Say it louder for the back please

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

Oh my god it’s a fucking Totoro reference

[retrogamingblog]

source

[bananaquilava]

Guys I found the pattern.

[lotusmesenpai]

[probioticmilk-remade-deactivate]

[richkidsandfakefriends-deactiva]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

[mousedear]

watch every second of this

[lookataleaf3000]

this is the sweetest im so happy

[kaistrashbin]

tag yourself i’m the girl with the cap

[richkidsandfakefriends]

@1poptarts1 GIRL u are not. I am 😂😂😂. Take this shit down lol tf

[elenafishersps1]

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[fluorescentnova]

We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story! 

But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.

Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.

[notallfay]

I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.

This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.

[12drakon]

A better story about the free will.

[best-of-memes]

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[meowsapow]

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

[meowsapow]

[meowsapow]

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

[shodaw]

If raven was your favorite teen titan as a kid you gay now

[softtitlita]

[zeph16]

Or Starfire

[homosexualontheloose]

What about beast boy?

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If you liked Teen Titans in general you’re gay now