cryogenic-coyote

this is just all the stuff that entertains me for more then a millisecond. feel free to shoot me an ask if you'd like, i promise i don't bite.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[tall]

[shiranuiamaterasu]

Visit Original Link

[murgatroid-blog]

[panicmoon15]

what just happened?

[dcshadow1-blog]

Why the hell did I start laughing half way through this?

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

What is life

[010-909-12-deactivated20130711]

O____o what the fuck

[starry-dawn]

[adashofgingerspice-deactivated2]

… I—

[daviddwong-deactivated20121126]

[shirleytemplar-blog]

[melhekhinh]

[doktorjekyll-deactivated2013101]

sometimes there’s a lot of things wrong with tumblr

[singthiswithme]

u ok internet

[eaude-parfum]

this is kind of really fucking terrifying

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[vanillazouis]

OMFG WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS SHIT

[staydistilled-deactivated202306]

IS THERE ANY FCUKING WAY TO GET AUDIO CLIPS FROM TUMBLR ON MY PHONE. ACTUALLY. IM BROKE AND I WANT TO FALL ASLEEP TO THIS

[whitecourtkellyrhea]

I. What. A pickle shifts uneasily.

[castorochiaro]

SO THIS IS WHAT THAT DAMN PHRASE IS FROM

AHHHHHHH

[jazzhandsmcleg]

…I don’t think I’ll be eating any hamburgers for a while.

[semiotomatics]

OMG KALINDA YOUR FACE

IS STILL THERE

THEY CUT OUT EVERYTHING PRIOR BUT THEY KEPT YOUR FACE

[wizardshark]

PLEASE handle this relic with CARE, tumblr users. Wear nitrite gloves and only take it out of its case in a climate controlled environment.

[iamoutofideas]

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

ŚU̢̨N̵N̕͜N

and saturday it’s the 9TH ANNUAL DALLAS MOWER EXPO

BE THERRRREEERRRR AS THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERS,HEDGER&CLIPPERSONHEDGER&CLIPPERSONHEDGER&CLIPPERSONSONDAY!

CUTTING TECHNOLOGY! aerfsverginereaersorodl

SEAKING!     SEAKING!     SEAKING!

OIL PAINTINGS!OIL PAINTINGS!SEAKING!

DONT MISS THE DALLAS MOWER EXPOXEPOYERSALAD

BE THEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEERRRREEEEEERRRRRRR….RRERRR….RREEEEEEEE

[starlightshoe]

LAST DALLAS MOWER EXPO OF THE DECADE

[theycantalk]

solution

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Dandelion boy

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[breelandwalker]

Outlive the motherfucker. That's what you're going to do. Survive and thrive out of sheer spite if necessary. Live for the day that nature takes it's course and you wake up in a world that no longer has them in it.

Apply where applicable. Repeat as necessary.

[fruitandfitspo]

[roozmatazz]

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

[the-big-mood]

"You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"

Me:

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[geosabor]

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[moonlightdistractions]

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[thememedaddy]