Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
Xuebing Du
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
will byers stan first human second
Stranger Things
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Product Placement
Peter Solarz
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
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Origami Around
Kiana Khansmith
PR's Tumblrdome
tannertan36
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@archaic-rogue
any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for
You must travel the road, friend. Walk the gallows and befriend the fish to whom choking upon air is a matter of spirit and courage. Only then will thine eyes see the fault, and begin to dally upon the deeper mysteries that make the grit of a matured mind.
Alas, a Rogue's Stealth is not defined by their legs. Nay, there are stranger arts that may be achieved for such things. Mayhaps I find myself in need of a Devil's Deal. For surely I may be capable of simply seducing those that find me... hopping around.
turned down a date because i want to go swing my sword at a tree later tonight. alone
Thoust dearest mind shall parry its deepest turmoils in such a struggle within the dark. Why, thine truly is privy to such happenings on occasion when the nights begin to stretch too long.
my grandpa once said that if you should find a partner with the same taste in food as you, because that means you can agree with each other three to five times a day, which is better than most couples
he clearly however didn't account for the cannibal lesbian situationship
Thine mind lives within delusion, as all who peruse this site know as fact; it is better to do both.
sometimes you gotta stare into the middle distance and maybe yearn a little. just a little
Tis truth, I'm afraid. For many a moment that doth pass leaves the yearning for a heart to be, or perhaps a heart that was
spectre divide looks great tbh
BAAAA badabababoom
Thou of an ancient tongue, singing in forgotten forms. Presumably by cover of night comes their storm of literary non-existence
16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
*For the people asking this ring is available HERE with free shipping
This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring
ketchup is f tier condiment
You're an f tier condiment
SAYETH THINE TRUTH AND OWNETH THINE FOES WENDY'S OF BURGER SHIRE!!!!
Oh, wyrm?
@official-megumin
I’m still not a dragon >:)
Not with that attitude you’re not
that’s the point
I have spells to fix tha-AHHH *gets turned into a dragon*
This is... a most awkward situation. Why, I'm not quite certain I can call myself a Rogue in such a form. However would I complete thine tasks, or sneak upon the rooftops, with such large parts as these wings. Might I implore the powers that be, the grear wizards above me, to undo such a curse?
I’m alone at an empty restaurant and they seated me in a very dark corner hidden from the rest of the room… they saw my leather jacket and black jeans and went “this fucker is here to Brood”
Another fine fellow at the brooding table. It is quite fine to know that I no longer have to spend my brooding time alone.
one poptart is enough to kill a single man why do they put 2 in each package
You didn't hear it from me. But if you choose to use it as a sprinkle inside of a different treat, it is akin to cyanide within thine human senses
Sneaky
Tis the hands of a thief!! I admire such tactics, yet perhaps they should invest in distractions. Indeed were it not for the lack of a clever ploy, they would've been in possession of a rather tasty treat.
he was tortured for his rare coins
Tis not easy to be thineself
something charmingly twentieth century about this
This counts as a spell
Placeable AOE effect
Alas I can confirm that such spots are not something to mess with. There was once when, in a fit of fancy I attempted to pickpocket a rich nobleman. However, my toes had skirted the line of one such horrid curse, and he found me out.
It was only because of the smooth words of a bard that I knew, that I managed to escape such a circumstance with my head.
Ah such a fine color! I remember the days of old, when I had yet found my calling. A pillow was sewn, for my mother and father's bedroom. The brightest of pinks was used, paid for by money I had stolen from a merchant. Yes, mayhaps I should've realized my calling even then. Nevertheless, it was a most beautiful pillow, the mist comfortable in the house. Fine memories arise from such a simple color.
Nothing funny about this
Ah, what wares have you come to offer this time? Thr blade I bought from you was simply marvelous!! Yes, yes, I will regale your ears with the tales of my last quest later, don't worry.
Oh, what is this? I've a horrible mistake, I must apologize. Carry on, and speak not of this misunderstanding, my eyes were cursed by the ashes of a dragon you see! It will fade with time, but do pet thine precious animal for me.
can you teach me any spells?
IF I AM BEING QUITE HONEST, I MORE OR LESS MERELY SAY THINGS WITH ENOUGH FORCE BEHIND IT FOR REALSPACE TO BEND AROUND MY COMMANDS.
IT BECOMES EASIER AS YOU PRACTICE.
Aye, such methods were used by wizards of a certain clan. Thine memory, however, cannot particularly piece together what it was called, that clan. Such wizards, however, were often known for their... let's say, explicit language; to such a degree that mothers and fathers would oft cover the ears of their young in the middle of such a wizards spellcraft.
