Noises On Them Reposts

i makr noise

[were--ralph]

obsessed with this

[repostnoises]

Krsch SHINK Krsch SHINK

Slooamph shrlick

[abutterflyobsession]

supervisor asked me to draw a snowman on our chalkboard so I drew a little snowman on a piece of cardboard and showed it to them. “Oh, that’s cute–WHY DOES IT HAVE PEOPLE LEGS”

>:]

EDIT: my art has received stunning reviews such as:

                    “what is wrong with you???!”

“that’s disturbing”

                         “WHY”

 “I’m having a panic attack”

                             “get that Steven King garbage away from me”

“I like his showgirl legs”

[abutterflyobsession]

came in today and couldn’t find the snowman doodle so I scribbled another one real quick and put it where the first one had been. Supervisor came back from lunch and I’m “how’s Frosty been” and they look over and say “oh he’s still in the same–WAIT THAT’S A DIFFERENT ONE THERE ARE TWO NOW” O_O

so of course I doodled some more on break. Tomorrow they’re going to come in to Buff Frosty and Ballet Legs Frosty

>:]

[goldwerewolf]

Where is the drawing @abutterflyobsession?!? Show us the cursed image!!!!

[abutterflyobsession]

tbh I’m not sure how cursed they really are because my coworkers are weak. Have a couple quick recreations:

This first one is what started all the fuss. Kinda tame, really.

this one is waiting for my supervisor to find tomorrow morning. Buff Leggy Frosty

this is a tumblr-only one because the Ballet Leg Frosty I doodled at work looks a lot different

[abutterflyobsession]

coworker: what are these drawings for?

supervisor: she draws them to TORMENT ME

[abutterflyobsession]

me: so I’ve been tormenting my coworkers with Leggy Snowmen

therapist: you what

me: if you give me a piece of paper I can show you

therapist: … no. Okay, yes.

me: *draws frosty and shows it to him*

therapist:

therapist: *takes paper and pen away from me* there’s something wrong with you

me: finally! a professional diagnosis!

[abutterflyobsession]

square up leggy frosty is back again

[abutterflyobsession]

this is for all the people who tagged this post as ‘unhinged’ thank you so much I am delighted

[abutterflyobsession]

every day is leg day for frosty

[abutterflyobsession]

[selifator]

@elodieunderglass horrible things with legs but make it festive

[starlightshadowsworld]

I hate everything and this is so something Dazai would do I just know it…

[repostnoises]

Boppity Fwoop SWAP poompf

[ratbeef95]

[repostnoises]

wooioooooooooo ooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo

[gayvampyr]

girls down the hall are dueting burn from hamilton

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Aaaaaruutash tash jinnk

[deathw1shx-deactivated20251128]

buy your favourite tumblr girl a stuffie this christmas

[mythicalpuss]

stuff your favorite tumblr girl this christmas

[thathighguy]

Buy your favorite tumblr girl a stuffie then stuff her for Christmas! Got it!!

[repostnoises]

Shlormp

[catboy-tdick]

i love him your honor

[catboy-tdick]

sometimes i wonder if i’m really objectum then i look at computers and go “i wanna kiss its little screen” and i remember that most people don’t do that and think that’s weird

[repostnoises]

Klurkalork KONK KONK

[egberts]

two elves making out

[egberts]

one of them is really tall and skinny like a tolkien elf and the other is really really tiny like a christmas elf but they figure out how to make it work

[hungry-hobbits]

like the gay dogs from legally blonde 2

[egberts]

yeah it's exactly like the gay dogs from legally blonde 2

[repostnoises]

Lomala doom BOOM

[alcrego]

Contemplation

10/2024

[repostnoises]

Argoborgi

[bgm05]

Fuck knowledge and ideas

[repostnoises]

Ringaling kooba

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

eggnog+ chai concentrate. surely this will be good and not nasty as all hell

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

well either i mixed in more eggnog than chai, or this eggnog is just REALLY strong because. it kinda just tastes like eggnog

[repostnoises]

Glorbogabba

[hungwy]

why do you hate it when a cool guy like me has fun once in a while

[repostnoises]

I Eat Air Like You

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you.

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[you-peoples]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

eternal agonies and endless torment

[eternal-agonies]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[endless-torment]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT YOU TOO

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[a-l1ttle-time]

hey

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT AGAIN

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N83fSvk3Qzo

ive done it. my only goal. my post has been voice acted. this is beautiful news

[beautiful-news]

no, I am.

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I must choose my next words very carefully

[very-carefully]

I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

That's it. No more words and phrases for you people

[you--people]

Aw man :(

Why me specifically?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

‎‎

[lnsert-name]

[response]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[coward-detector]

coward detected

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

happy 30k to this post. To celebrate, I've collected some of my favorite notes:

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

felices 30 mil a esta publicación. Para celebrarlo, he seleccionado algunas de mis notas favoritas:

#pasar por alto esto es como ver cómo disparan a alguien hasta que muere y seguir con tu día #es como ver cómo alguien es asaltado en la acera de enfrente mientras das tu paseo nocturno jaja #esto es como las siete etapas del duelo representadas en una publicación y nunca llegas a la aceptación #op también está haciendo honor a su nombre de usuario al no identificar a ese gato #desastre total #en realidad #choque de 10 autos #publicaciones que quiero colgar en mi pared #catposting #<- escasamente #ve. hacer más números #sitio infernal #la máxima expresión del éxito #es que narren tu publicación #en los videos de parkour de minecraft #por talos esto no puede estar pasando #así es como se siente ser atacado por una manada de payasos salvajes #simplemente maldita SIGUÓ amigo #sitio web con un tipo de humor muy específico #publicación patrimonio mundial #solo dale un poco más de tiempo #¿qué carajos acabo de leer? #siento mucho tu sufrimiento op #no lo encontrarán en ningún otro lugar amigos #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus #el filtro de México que se le puso a la foto de perfil #odio este sitio web joder esto también es yuri (tormento sin fin y agonías eternas) #esto también es yuri #futuro publicación patrimonio mundial #las chicas (chiste blogs) están peleando #esto todavía me parece muy gracioso #lo vuelvo a rebloguear #lo siento op pero esta publicación tiene como 300 mil notas para mí #buen trabajo a todos #no se encuentra este tipo de basura en ningún otro lugar #publicaciones que son como ver a alguien meter un pie en un cubo y caerse por las escaleras #solo para levantarse y meter el otro pie en otro cubo #y caerse por otro tramo de escaleras #regla de la risa #a veces me gustaría poder compartir estas publicaciones con algunos de mis amigos de la vida real #pero sé que ninguno de ellos entendería por qué esta serie de tonterías me hace reír tanto #lo siento no puedo explicarlo simplemente hay que haber estado allí desde aproximadamente 2011 #las publicaciones como esta realmente me matan porque puedo oírlos gritar en mi cabeza #es como si en mi cerebro los viera rodeados y gritando y eso me mata

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

You...

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

thank you this is really gorgeous

[really-gorgeous]

no?? I am

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course you are but we are NOT starting this again

[starting-thisagain]

i couldn't help myself

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

it's like speaking to the fey with this website

[the--fey]

You rang?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT you

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

What do I even say to this

[00this]

Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you

[rainworld-name-verifier]

Ok I know you’ve been scrolling for a while but if you go back up to earlier in this post where they were talking about eternal agonies and endless torment? Those are both valid iterator names just thought you should know ok thanks.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[repostnoises]

Bling bloom BONK

[demilypyro]

Meow

[repostnoises]

mrrrow

[a-book-of-creatures]

Have I mentioned recently how much I love Mister Mind?

[repostnoises]

fwoosh BAM

[powerburial]

swampfeld

[repostnoises]

sloomp

[girlballs]

parappa the ronin

[repostnoises]

Berm bumbadabumboom

SLINK CLANG...

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BOOOOOOOOOOM

[jetix]

2022-10-05

[repostnoises]

Duuun riing duuun diing