stuck in himbo limbo @archest-archie - Tumblr Blog

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

sexchangedotcom

youre right im sorry beautiful

neenarchive

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

neenarchive

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

innerchildabortionclinic

interesting kink assortment on the dash

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

bit of rambling on main

between seeing someone try to go for 'wokejoshi' and prefer the taller guy in the m/m ship as the bottom...and then go on to say what if he was trans. what if he had a pussy and huge tits and was super fertile and got babytrapped (which is. way more offensive than 'the shorter one bottoms'). and seeing a fic writer go for "see, we're FIGHTING the woobification! he's not just an uwu baby, he's actualy really scary when his boyfriend isn't taming him via dick".

it feels like there's a pattern of like. fandom ppl learning some of the wrong words to say but not thea ctual. problems? there. like the problem isn't the shorter one bottoming, it's that that often gets treated as 'the girl in the relationship' in a really heteronormative, fetishistic way. having the taller one bottom...and then treating him like a girl in other ways is the exact same problem. same for 'oh he's not a shrinking flower but he can be tamed by dick' like that's. also misogynistic logic there. you've tripped from misogyny into misogyny

#vent #idk whether to call this fandom misogyny or fandom homophobia #it's both i feel.#idk being a fujo is hard #there's a lot of baggage to work with/through #and it's hard to do that #but can we like. be a bit more careful pls #or at least understand the problem

gjjuddmk2

qqchurch

onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

gyarutau

Oh God Dawg

hey so you guys remember this thing? this guy who of which I posted like literallyyyyy yesterday? 👇

Well. Bad news. He's multiplied.

But if you want to take him off my hands, he is available to purchase on my ACGGoods!!!

I know we all despise this guy, so I've sealed his soul within the threads and confines of this pillow! He can't hurt us anymore.

luna-azzurra

Writers have two modes and they are "i haven't written in three weeks and i am rotting from the inside and everything feels wrong and i don't know who i am anymore" and "i wrote for four hours straight and forgot to eat and it's dark outside and when did that happen and i feel like a god" and there is nothing in between. no chill. no medium setting. just famine or feast and a very confused nervous system.

bamsara

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

exhausted with how fandom can treat trans guy headcanons. that guy can't be trans, you're only saying that because he has any emotional intelligence, that's stereotypical of you. that man can't be trans, he's not introspective at all, he wouldn't have thought to. that man can't be trans, he's too young, only men who could've gotten surgery are trans. he can't be trans he's too busy. he can't be trans he's too poor. he can't be trans he's too nice. he can't be trans he's too mean.

like tbc. it's fine if you don't see it/don't like xyz transmasc headcanon, some of them i disagree with. i just hate the standards ppl use to write them off entirely, especially when it comes to "if he wouldn't have gotten the surgery then saying he's trans is projecting" for. obvious reasons i should hope. idk imo things like that should be a make your own post kinda thing, and that post shouldn't be "other ppl who have this hc are brainless sheep" cmon now.

#vent #sorry #but like. a lot of the arguments are kinda bad when you sit with them?#or have unfortunate implications #'he can't be trans he can't afford the surgery'#as though poor transmascs haven't existed #or transmascs who can't get the surgery #or who just don't want to #'he can't be trans he has complex feelings around his gender'#like in general fandom can kind of. binarize imo #into Men and Gender #as a tguy myself i do have complicated thoughts about it #and i can get why tguys would want representation of that #like it is a-ok to prefer a popularly tboy hc-ed character as transfem #and to be frustrated more people don't #it's the arguments ppl make that actually ppl with the other hc are stupid idiots who don't know true analysis #that really get my goat #idk it falls into 'there is no one perfect queer rep for everyone' for me

doubleca5t

pansyfemme

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

nighttimepatrons

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

nighttimepatrons

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

roman-cup

Me and my brother and going through delatrune chapter 5, and this is what I get from the start of the chapter

pterribledinosaurdrawings

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

pterribledinosaurdrawings

#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative

I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.