if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version
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if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version
Microdosing on executive function by completing tasks in video games
mfs be like i live like a prisoner of war and i'm fine
Women hate it when you kill their dog. Come to think of it, so do men and non-binary folk. Honestly it might not be a gendered thing
get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all
My dog died. Why does it suck so bad. Great thing to happen to someone who has never gotten over anything ever.
Hello bisexual community
Begin killing
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer
like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.
“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.
“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.
okay. something about the way i worded this is making people think this is a vent thing about real relationships. and it’s fine if that’s where it took you. but i feel like i need to be transparent here: this be blorboposting. karlach cliffgate and her terrible awful no good very bad betrayal.
they are seasoning my fucking post with unknown herbs. beefleaf. the fuck’s a beefleaf. why are you putting that in the stew.
How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic
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happy pride
I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!
favorite phenomenon
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
If Binggeyuan were friends with benefits bingge would internally go "no one can find out, I can't have people thinking I'm gay or something" and shen yuan would be picking his pants off the floor as he says "let's not tell anyone about this since we're not actually gay" and Bingge would immediately be so offended?? Hello?? Does shen yuan not want to brag about bagging LUO BINGHE? Why is sy hiding him like he's some dirty little secret he's ashamed of?? Then he'd tell everyone just because shen yuan asked him not to
*at a party*
Bingge: I'm going home with Sha Hualing so don't get your hopes up thinking I have time for you tonight
Shen Yuan: I figured as much, I'm getting Liu Qingge to pick me up
Bingge: a-Yuan come sit in my lap. Now.
yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?
oh my god i was thinking about why does the ending of Utena feel so familiar...
this is the same fate of Saint Juste-sama,,,,,,