drinking about you

im harry fake it til you make it existential despair

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dulect]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

[weavemama]

THE STUDENT ATHLETE MEMES ARE WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

[ladytudorrose]

The sad thing is I know like six people like this.

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

my mom thinks my cat is gay

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

happy mother’s day

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟

[memecenterz]

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

[theeidiot79-deactivated20180115]

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

[snorlaxatives]

[growingeasy-deactivated20191231]

i post whatever the hell i want on main bitch!!! horny on main goth on main sad on main!!! its my blog bitch!!!

[bitchycode]

you never realise how long a minute is until you’re exercising

[bogworm-deactivated20130324]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

these dogs are my mom and dad

[aerospacelace]

They look really disappointed and concerned for you

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

yes

[leaveful]

[cursedimages]

[brucebocchi]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[unclefather]

do you want to try prime

[dveon-deactivated20141016]

trying to make new friends

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[naughtycrowofthenorth]

If Beyonce’s voice only travels the square root of the room size without any equipment and the room size is 20,000 square feet, and there are 1 in every 12 people are single, and half thr patrons are women, and there are 1 person per 120 square feet of the room, solve for, How many single ladies in the club raised their hands?

[deejay]

[tennesseestellamccartney]

Okay. There are 166.66 (so 167) patrons in the club (20k/120). One in 12 are single and half are women, that means one in 24 are single women. That means that in the entire building there are 6.9 single ladies (let’s say 7 though. One just got broken up with and is fighting to get back together with their SO) if Beyoncé is singing without equiptment, only, she would only be heard by 141 sq feet of the entire establishment.

That means only one single lady would put their hands up… Maybe. Unless it’s that girl who isn’t sure what her relationship status is.

[miklausnotes]

Reblogging because someone actually solved it CAN WE GET A FACT CHECK PLEASE

[ruinedchildhood]

[galindani]

*rebloging it to pass my math test this thursday*

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me: mom my post got 100000 notes on tumblr and you have to stop being a homophobe

mom: what the fuck are notes you big gay bastard

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too