I Owe It All To Little Chocolate Donuts.

Life's a garden, dig it.

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

it’s optimus pride

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[flip-this-table]

I wish to propose a 5th option: The Beeb

Bee-sized birb.

[flowerbleedme]

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

[thesearethedaysofmylife]

Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

[notswush]

It's awesome to see these sweet boys sharing a sensitive giggle

[paper-mario-wiki]

my brother my brother and me

[televisionenjoyer]

I went outside to the real world and there was nuance. it was fucking terrifying stay safe y'all

[trans]

the house md promo pic of house in a wedding dress with the sloppiest smeared makeup look. Literally what was the point of that

[trans]

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[nat-20s]

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

[bettalbimarginata]

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

[headspace-hotel]

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

To this day I still can't believe this post is real

[kushblazer666]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

[qsycomplainsalot]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[animentality]

[letmebegaytodd]

[pankendev]

love starting a post with "btw" with no relation to anything i've previously said. this stream of consciousness ends when i'm dead