hi :D

emily

[joanoflou-deactivated20191114]

[on the floor crying and screaming] TRULY MADLY DEEPLY I AM FOOLISHLY COMPLETELY FALLING

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back*

me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt

[bullied]

The phrase “this made me think of you” is my favorite thing someone can ever say to me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thanks

[surprisebitch]

children: saved

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[brolokhov]

*danny devito voice* whœrê

[brolokhov]

*danny devito voice* chãhlie

[memedad]

*danny devito voice* træsh

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

Visit Original Link

[pantransautie]

This is what anxiety sounds like.

[friendlyfrankenstein]

You know usual people say something like the comment above and I’m like “Ehhhh, I guess?” but this time its. super dead on. 

[scribblygryphon]

Jesus fucking christ

[mojav]

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

[lunaimer]

What the hell do YOU do?

[mojav]

i die? lmao what kinda question….

[pillzebo]

[spongehole]

i can’t believe he is the paranoid kid from IT and also the “ I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE” kid this is truly the weirdest timeline

[skoesoh]

[mad-mth]

i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin found dead in miami

[kezan-raven]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

[demilypyro]

is that fuckin john dimaggio

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[thegeekburger]

A master post of all the hurricane events I’ve seen so far. Tag yourselves.

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[muareen]

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

[twentyonezodiacs]

hey guys i’m starting school soon so if anyone wants to come to my house and kill me that would be cool

[warmsuggestion001]

I hope u end up ok