ive just met someone at work whose last name is salvatore-cullen and i fully cannot tell if they’re taking the piss or not

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ive just met someone at work whose last name is salvatore-cullen and i fully cannot tell if they’re taking the piss or not
coz they were a secret
and at the end of the day James couldn’t even mourn him publicly.
'James snorts and says, "Well, if I win and return a Victor, I won't have anyone to confess to." '
THE SCREAM I JUST LET OUT??? HELLO OH MY GOD
LITERALLY ME READING THAT😭😭😭
We were playing word association game and I heard 'baby girl' and immediately said Barty, and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.
I didn't know how to explain myself without sounding much more crazy.
Sometimes I forget that not everyone is in marauders fandom.
REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—
SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?
JAMES: of detention?
REGULUS: of Sirius?
REMUS: …of depression.
Sirius is an aggressive drunk (he'd love bar fights)
Peter is a giggly drunk (he'd film said bar fights)
Remus is a horny drunk (he'd find a bloody-nosed Sirius hot)
James just really wants to dance
regulus “i don’t think i’m the type of person people miss” black
and
james “i miss you every moment you’re gone” potter
First baby steps🐥
Barty: Imagine bumping into you here. What a coincidence. The fates must be on our side.
Evan: You broke into my house.
- - -
Barty, eating cereal at the kitchen counter:
Evan, walking into the kitchen:
Barty:
Evan:
Barty: We need to stop meeting like this.
Evan: We can work on that.
Evan: Stop breaking into my house!
when i see someone ship jegulus, i just know they serve cunt. like i just know they do. that’s why jegulus shippers get so much hate, because people who don’t serve cunt cannot handle people that do.
Telling people to die because they ship jegulus is so weird pls check yourself
Remus: are you a cuddler?
Regulus: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION-
James: yeah he's a cuddler.
i serve you sleepy eepy reg and hottie jame(s)
im so funny guys😭🙏
the jegulus tag is a nice place to hang if you can ignore the randos screaming at you for being a fascist, nazi sympathiser. very cool art and headcanons, very neat.
regulus get behind me