Ems is my name. Batman is my game.

I love reader inserts and I love the Batman Universe. So this blog is a mixture of both! Plus posts related to the DC Universe! Don't be afraid to send stuff!

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[martyrwill]

[effervescentbi]

insp

[lickystickypickyzzz]

A 14-year-old girl was suspended for snarky answers to a sex ed class quiz.

[floofybitch]

“I don’t have my vagina with me” is now my go-to.

[saintdollyparton]

THIS GIRL SLAYS!

[dalniente]

suspended? these are all perfect answers

[wrestling-giffer]

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

To ensure a separation of powers, the U.S. Federal Government is made up of three branches: legislative, executive and judicial.

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[damnitrj]

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

…a doctor who built a body.

[cthulhubert]

For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

Justice League Families

by Andry Rajoelina

[justiceleaque]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing

[whitepeopletwitter]

This is an actual tweet.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I sympathize, that shit is amazing

[sluttyhozier]

abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:

[replicated-archive]

Same

[memescomedy]

[harlivy]

[protectbatson]

Jason Todd and Dick Grayson in Titans

[dudufrauk-deactivated20171229]

I can’t believe lex luthor got memed on……….

[reverseharem-deactivated2020021]

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING

[baishujinkou]

[pokeyscrypt]

memes are CANON

[doomedyuri]

creepy as fuck, but also amazing [tweet]

[feywildwest]

Found the creature- it’s called an Oblex and it appears in Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes along with art of the kid’s player character! They’re apparently the result of Mindflayer experimentation on Oozes and they’re sick as fuck, you can read about them in <a href=“https://www.google.com/amp/comicbook.com/gaming/amp/2018/05/23/dungeons-and-dragons-make-a-wish-mordenkainens-tome-of-foes/”>this article! (X)</a>

[loubuggins]

Stuff went down on Twitter today…

First this:

Then this:

Then lastly this:

So naturally me:

[drkbeeuty]

@ithinkthe4thkindisabuttthing ???

[ithinkthe4thkindisabuttthing]

haven’t heard about it but let’s rage.

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.

[voradtras]

this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

I’d rather die tbh

[dumbledavisjr]

Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt

[phoenixheir]

I feel like this could be fun tho

[writing-prompt-s]

Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?

[ex-mint-deactivated20190202]

Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this

[writing-prompt-s]

I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog

[writing-prompt-s]

Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox

[schaffas]

IT SPEAKS

[writing-prompt-s]

I DO