I'm Just Going to Apologize in Advance

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[joebidennudes-deactivated201711]

five stages of grief

denial

anger

bargaining

depression

acceptance

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[academicssay]

Knowledge is standing on the shoulders of giants. Universities, however, stand on the shoulders of adjuncts.

[transtarks]

“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

[veryfunnymemes]

[preop-psyop-deactivated20210818]

[senatorgana]

incorrect star wars quotes (6/?) (insp.)

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

maybe in supernatural season 15 they’ll finally figure out whether it’s soup or if it’s natural

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[lizzywhimsy]

Meet ChinChin, Cheeks, and Chubs the Chinchillas. I thought that I had done a lot of bunnies in flower crowns and decided, Why not Chinchillas? 

[jeanpolfus]

Ptarmigan. Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada.

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[dancefloors]

[mayorbuds]

talking heads was right

[wokeuplaughing]

how

[mayorbuds]

i do ask myself. how did i get here

[sonic-gems-collection]

the comment sections of facebook links to science articles are my favourite thing in the world

[sonic-gems-collection]

like what does this guy possibly mean? these are the hottest takes ive ever seen