Help I have fallen and can't get up

I have no idea what I am doing

[odinsblog]

🦩

[callisteios]

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

[poor-boy-orpheus]

Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis

[askullandbones]

heheh.... nice

[stimman3000]

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[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE

[whatinthefugckingsheeett]

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[makiruz]

Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

[ultrafacts]

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[qt-3point1four-deactivated20200]

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

[bonifidebaritone]

They’re like adult pacifiers

[angryschnauzer]

Same thing was done in Brighton where people were given kitkats as they leave nightclubs because you need both hands to eat them, plus obvs eating.

Other cities would also have mounted police on horses patrolling the streets. Nothing to do with needing to add police presence, they realised drunk people see a horse and go “Ooh Horsies” and stroke the horse. It would distract people from fighting in queues for taxis.

[modmad]

I have witnessed the horse thing in action! for a short amount of time I went clubbing regularly, and being the only person who hated the taste of alcohol I usually just ended up observing the behaviour of the native drunk wildlife, like some sort of Jane Goodall of inebriated students. It was educational.

By far one of the best nights was out in Cardiff, and when we left the club there was, indeed, a horsie and the absolutely immediate, instinctual response of the first dozen people to leave the club (and therefore the first to see this) was to form a group around the door to tell everyone who was leaving the whole pack  going shhshshhsh there’s. there’s A HORSIE don’t. don’t make a noise don’t scare the horsie :’( and everyone leaving the club INSTANTLY quieted the fuck down like even the ones who were fight-me-im-drunk drunk got calmly surpressed by their friends and redirected their energy. Many people did go and pet the horsie who was clearly very well trained and the whole thing was thoroughly impressive and really very moving :’D

[netherworldpost]

how much can crime be reduced with sheer novelty?

this is not an argument that only novelty should be used

[tomwaterbabies]

thats right you son of bitch idiots. swag pinocchio sweep

[everythingfox]

Baby chameleons help eliminate fruit flies

(via)

[maxknightley]

this is a cute video but I cannot emphasize enough that only one of them is helping. the goofball climbing the electrical cable deserves no credit

[everythingfox]

Hungry boi

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[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[tikkety-tok]

[milf-adjacent]

It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I've taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema

[milf-adjacent]

The greatest cinematic experience of 2016, weren't you watching?

[milf-adjacent]

They"re all but @-ing me on twitter

[thenatsdorf]

Chatty catty.

[adamsmasher]

She has OPINIONS  and CONVICTIONS but no THOUGHTS

[jaubaius]

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[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[warblyzombie]

It’s fucking back

[onyx-was-here]

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

[mightyinvincible]

The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.

This is the only good meme, don’t @ me

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

[palaeoplushies]

Suction cup bristlenose pleco plushies that I just finished making! My sister did most of the sewing, I did the eyes, suction cups and stuffing.

Plushies available over on my website www.palaeoplushies.com

... cuddlier than the real thing.

[catchymemes]