Lets see where this goes

Aria. 23. Kik arialane23

[bey]

I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.

[ewaneneollav]

“your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”

[hanukkahlewinsky]

when a guy refers to himself as “too nice” on a date

[constantlyabnormal]

Brad Kane, the singing voice of Aladdin, is literally riding a hover-board around our office singing “A Whole New World”

[stemmegarden]

Protect him

[aria-lane-blog]

It's my Friday Kik me. arialane23

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[thebestoftumbling]

[paxamericana]

[australian-government-deactivat]

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“Who’s your best friend?” (sound on)

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[maximustheturd]

Hahaha his face.. I love it I’m so glad he doesn’t freak out in thunderstorms though

[happytripawd]

Love this!

[sushinfood]

“Pardons, sky, but what ARE you doing?”

[happytripawd]

Forever reblog.

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

[lilwater]

[am1na1992]

I’ve legit been laughing at this for like 2 days

[liquid-tv-afternoons]

@carrie-onn

[humorholics-deactivated20200126]

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account