Peter Solarz
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shark vs the universe

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Three Goblin Art
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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Stranger Things

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@arian6391
this bitch empty, TWEET
Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?
An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay.
Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use
Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.
It was
A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:
Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”
Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”
Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”
So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.
So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day
A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”
I live for this commentary fam.
#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in
I must announce the pettiest update alive; due to some Mall Conflict™ (business fraternizing according to the Paul Blarts?? Unsure as of rn) our managers were forced to create ‘stricter boundaries’ until further notice. They are still using our microwave, but are no longer allowed in the shoebox that is our back room. We are kept from the bathroom until further notice, and all of us employees (bar the managers) have complained that this is too strict.
The ‘Their-Suits-Baggy’ guy agrees that it feels like our stores broke up and we’re caught in the cross fire, so all of us are being petulant children and insisting that this is ridiculous. He also said that being told he couldn’t be in the back room ‘made his heart hurt’ and every time I walk past the suit shop it feels like the penny whistle solo in My Heart Will Go On plays. We also now wave at each other through the window sadly since our visiting time has been cut in half, children in split parents style.
#letnerdsandfancypeoplebefriends
UpTHE RIFT HAS BEEN HEALED (as quoted by my Assistant Manager and work bestie). We are back to using their bathroom once more, we’ve been suffering without for weeks. Friendship prevailed my guys (victory selfie taken in reclaimed bathroom)
how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here
No one should be “proud” of being a pedophile.
dog encounters
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When you grow up you realise there really are no grown ups. (source)
Doctor Who Season 4 but it’s Buzzfeed Unsolved
It took me several of these before I realized they weren’t actual quotes the DoctorDonna era was just Like That
English: It fits like a glove. Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger. Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.
Finnish: It fits like a . FiST. iN. the EYe . (ง'̀-‘́)ง
FINNISH HIM !!
The gods have blessed this cursed land
the whole LGBTQ Renault car advertising
they gave me more feelings than anything i’ve seen
THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED
you missed the best bit