[arkhams-intern]

A lot of the patients are actually incredibly smart and a few of them can be rather nice. I truly believe that with enough effort they will be able to be functioning members of society.

[konversation]

Tbh these green apple tictacs go hard fr

If i gave one to a Victorian child they would collapse in on themselves.

[whiteliesblacklips]

You give a Victorian child any modern candy and they probably die of sugar poison.

[konversation]

you get it

[officialbruciewayne]

Victorian children routinely took opiates as an active ingredient in their cold medicine, and a sugarplum, of the christian poem, is not a fruit, it is a layers and layers of pure sugar. This was a popular sweet at the time.

You would be surprised what children have been expected and asked to survive.

[arkhams-intern]

Yeah but in this implication we’re traveling back in time, and therefore the child would die due to our diseases.

[officialbruciewayne]

Wouldn't you die of their diseases?

[arkhams-intern]

Idk maybe? But we weren’t talking about whether or not I’d die! We were talking about the Victorian child!

Anyway Brucie now that I have your attention! About the Arkham funding!

[konversation]

Tbh these green apple tictacs go hard fr

If i gave one to a Victorian child they would collapse in on themselves.

[whiteliesblacklips]

You give a Victorian child any modern candy and they probably die of sugar poison.

[konversation]

you get it

[officialbruciewayne]

Victorian children routinely took opiates as an active ingredient in their cold medicine, and a sugarplum, of the christian poem, is not a fruit, it is a layers and layers of pure sugar. This was a popular sweet at the time.

You would be surprised what children have been expected and asked to survive.

[arkhams-intern]

Yeah but in this implication we’re traveling back in time, and therefore the child would die due to our diseases.

[wizard-at-large]

Reblog if you just haven’t been the same since you saw that clown

[arkhams-intern]

He gassed my dorm while I was at work :(

[goth-ham-live]

Tell me why I’m on holiday in Spain at a random mall and they’re selling Batman bath bombs. Superman I can understand but Batman?

[arkhams-intern]

Listen everyone should be able to enjoy the bat man’s ass!

[the-rubber-band]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[arkhams-intern]

Pro: You get to work with an influential psychologist who’s renowned for his work and research on the nervous system

Con: Red Robin breaks into your dorm room and starts interrogating you about why you keep asking Scarecrow about fear.

[arkhams-intern]

As a gothamite I love the Waynes and I want nothing but the best for them. … That being said if the Campus coffee shop is out of coffee one more time I will murder Tim Drake

[beechaotic]

Do it. It'll be funny.

[arkhams-intern]

Honestly? I’ve been thinking more and more about it and what could he do to stop me? The boy’s one second away from passing out in the middle of campas, I could do it easy.

[beechaotic]

Do itttttt.

I am your brain gremlin.

Dooooo itttttt.

[arkhams-intern]

RED ROBIN JUST BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT!!! ABORT MISSION!!! ABORT MISSION!!!!

[arkhams-intern]

As a gothamite I love the Waynes and I want nothing but the best for them. … That being said if the Campus coffee shop is out of coffee one more time I will murder Tim Drake

[beechaotic]

Do it. It'll be funny.

[arkhams-intern]

Honestly? I’ve been thinking more and more about it and what could he do to stop me? The boy’s one second away from passing out in the middle of campas, I could do it easy.

[arkhams-intern]

Fucking Calendarman broke my hand

[arkhams-intern]

Rip to Gotham’s vigilantes, thunderstorms are bitch 😔

[arkhams-intern]

Dr. Crane:

Me:

Dr. Crane:

Me:

Dr. Crane: ???

Me: How the fuck did you make a gas cause people to go into PSH

[arkhams-intern]

As a gothamite I love the Waynes and I want nothing but the best for them. … That being said if the Campus coffee shop is out of coffee one more time I will murder Tim Drake

[arkhams-intern]

Bro working at Arkham is weird because one day you’re being held hostage by the riddler, and the next you’re learning about the etymology of dates…

[jla-star-reporter]

……Perry has to be short for something right? But no one at the Planet seems to know what Perry White’s name is?!!??

[inertia-is-a-statue-of-a-man]

Probably Peregrine?

[jla-star-reporter]

…….I don’t know how I feel about that option

[arkhams-intern]

... I thought you were talking about the platypus

[jla-star-reporter]

So I think everyone is in agreement that Gotham is aggressively weird. Like there is something strange going on at all times there. Does that mean there’s a city out there that’s aggressively normal? And we don’t talk or know about it because it’s so normal? And Gotham is so strange it’s normal so would that city be so normal it’s strange?

[jla-star-reporter]

@justanerd1 as a Central native I assure you it’s not. We have a gorilla in our rouges gallery. Just a straight up gorilla

[inertia-is-a-statue-of-a-man]

@justanerd1 have you- have you ever been to Central City?

There is nothing normal about it, we have the same energy but a different vibe from Gotham

[arkhams-intern]

@justanerd1 is right it’s definitely metropolis. @supersecrets you’re talking about your own city fam

[jla-star-reporter]

Do you know how often we get invaded by aliens?? There’s a fifth dimensional being that shows up to mess with how our universe works every three months! What part of that is normal??

[jla-star-reporter]

@rollingnat20s definitely think we’re getting closer. They’re definitely less weird than the other three

[jla-star-reporter]

See, I’ve never been quite sure if Blüdhaven counts as a city, because it’s pretty small and attached to Gotham. So I’m pretty sure it’s just a very independent neighborhood of Gotham. But if it is a city, maybe it counts but I’m pretty sure they also have to deal with some of Gotham’s stuff just by virtue of being right next to Gotham

[arkhams-intern]

Wasn’t ‘haven once a nuclear waste land? Besides not even gothamites like to go into Blüdhaven it’s more crime ridden then here!

[jla-star-reporter]

Exactly! Also it’s in New Jersey so that’s already sus

[arkhams-intern]

@inertia-is-a-statue-of-a-man your from keystone right? Anything going on down there?

[jla-star-reporter]

So I think everyone is in agreement that Gotham is aggressively weird. Like there is something strange going on at all times there. Does that mean there’s a city out there that’s aggressively normal? And we don’t talk or know about it because it’s so normal? And Gotham is so strange it’s normal so would that city be so normal it’s strange?

[jla-star-reporter]

@justanerd1 as a Central native I assure you it’s not. We have a gorilla in our rouges gallery. Just a straight up gorilla

[inertia-is-a-statue-of-a-man]

@justanerd1 have you- have you ever been to Central City?

There is nothing normal about it, we have the same energy but a different vibe from Gotham

[arkhams-intern]

@justanerd1 is right it’s definitely metropolis. @supersecrets you’re talking about your own city fam

[jla-star-reporter]

Do you know how often we get invaded by aliens?? There’s a fifth dimensional being that shows up to mess with how our universe works every three months! What part of that is normal??

[jla-star-reporter]

@rollingnat20s definitely think we’re getting closer. They’re definitely less weird than the other three

[jla-star-reporter]

See, I’ve never been quite sure if Blüdhaven counts as a city, because it’s pretty small and attached to Gotham. So I’m pretty sure it’s just a very independent neighborhood of Gotham. But if it is a city, maybe it counts but I’m pretty sure they also have to deal with some of Gotham’s stuff just by virtue of being right next to Gotham

[arkhams-intern]

Wasn’t ‘haven once a nuclear waste land? Besides not even gothamites like to go into Blüdhaven it’s more crime ridden then here!