THE BEGINNING OF A NEW&EXCITINGLY DIFFERENT STORY

[evilphone]

take his ass to margaritaville

[bagelbarr0n]

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

[transhuman-priestess]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[transhuman-priestess]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[maidthings]

i love sakuya so much what a freak.

[maidthings]

i really how she uses the "become rust on my blade" line multiple times in DDC. what a fucking dork

[maidthings]

i very firmly believe that sakuya is less of a perfect and elegant refined maid and more analogous to a very well trained dog who even at the best of times is only like 80% on exactly what is happening

[maidthings]

[transjinako]

Blatantly stealing this from twitter cuz i need people to hear Obama in Baki

[girlzero]

lurking on r/machinists and it's good

[killwizard]

@benihana-circumcision

[benihana-circumcision]

i find that machining as a profession is incredibly compatible with the specific blueprint of autism mapped out by reddit infrastructure

[benihana-circumcision]

[benihana-circumcision]

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[afishtrap]

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”

[arkseaside]

[hidakka]

[luisonte]

Lansia viva

[specialtrampdanascully]

[that-twink-over-there]

[arkseaside]

[whymaige]

💥 BOOM X BOOM 💥

Nashu Mhakaracca is one of the cutest miqo'te's I've ever seen!

If she were real, I'd like to hug her lots (>^-^)> <3

[cerastes]

[arkseaside]

off the same album as this, king shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nzhxIvvAcQ

[lorethelorekeeper]

please?

[arkseaside]

Oh shit Book Of Hours comes out in like 3 weeks

[miragemeld]

sometimes u just gotta draw a gorgeous gorgeous girl who has been tragically impaled. def influenced by cultist simulator vibes lately

[gayestcowboy]

non sexual nudity is fantastic and should not be treated like evil incarnate because it’s a basic part of human existence but don’t forget that sexual nudity is also rad as hell

[goopyhardcore]

artist: myxomatonen (twitter, patreon) source: https://twitter.com/myxomatonen/status/1543726966817300480