Frank Castle owns my ass

Trinnity- rad,sad and do everything bad

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[1st-1]

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there are no fish.

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

The American education system is SOOOO flawed but homework and grades are not the core issues

[clulahan-deactivated20140323]

EVERYONE in Hetalia is a baby. They’re my babies. I love them. Shoosh. They are flawless.

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

?

….?

……….?

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

[fiction-is-not-reality2]

The notes on this post are simply gold, do yourself a favor and read them

[molly-ayesha]

A few personal favourites

[kraetys]

That last one, I feel that

[misndrist-deactivated20210107]

hozier is so fucking funny who let this man run wild. just a horny little irish bastard with the voice and writing skills of an old celtic god

[aprfx]

not to be edgy but i unironically enjoy some things

[pochowek]

[niceferatu]

pride should not have ticket prices. pride should not have cishet people in the spotlight instead of lgbt+ people. pride should not be just another party that straight people gravitate towards for the music and to treat lgbt+ people like we’re a zoo.

this is extremely personal but I’m 21 and I’m not even in a safe enough place to go to Pride yet. I’ve ID’d as gay and trans since I was about 14 and I still can’t go to pride and know I’ll come home to a safe bed to sleep in and wake up to loving parents and it’s so exhausting to go to work the next day and hear that Homophobic Hannah can’t come in because she’s so hungover from ~partying at pride~ all night when any other night of the year she thinks I’m God’s Mistake and that I should shut up about liking girls. it’s disgusting that straight people can be safer at Pride than gay people. it’s not for you.

[valtsv]

[cmonangel]

i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

[goattgrrl]

[pulmosan-deactivated20200908]

I ghostwrote this

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[bloodytales]

Good on him for speaking up for himself and his siblings.

[gringoslur]

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

my brain: cuz u still are. 

[metgala2018]

[laffing]

When he was on Disney channel he went by Ricky Ullman but then later went back to using his unambiguously ethnic Hebrew name and I’ve always thought that was very sexy of him

[bob-belcher]

[summerlightning]

why does Christopher Robin look like he’s just committed murder and he’s trying to explain to his ursine childhood hallucination that it’s a fun pastime

[hotbitchesanddragons-deactivate]

This literally looks like a horror movie

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[nakedsnake]

@ that anon, the only dilf in Spider verse is Jefferson Davis aka Miles dad

[virgoprivilege]

boomers who complain about the internet as a whole are fucking crazy! do you know how much old folk music i listen to that i’d otherwise never have discovered if i relied on the radio and hard copies like in the olden days! i wasnt even allowed to play music growing up so its not like i had collections from my parents to dig through! ms spotify has done more to expand my horizons than your wrinkly ass ever bothered to!