*faint whistling in the distance*

Pfp is from @linkeduniverse // I go by Peg or Peggy! // Christian // Main blog // My interests are all over the place, this is generally just a place to reblog // find my Zelda and ninjago fics on ao3 @ Skyward_Arpeggio

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[enderbones]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Smalls my eyes at you

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[catilinas]

tidying my desk and found what was one of my favourite visual gags from when i was like 17

it’s my heartfelt apology :/

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 4 days 12 minutes

[wandersoffdoodling]

Someone in our discord server (populated exclusively with people who are autistic about pokemon) shared this post and so far ten people have responded. the average collective score is 100%. The average score has genuinely gone up by two percent while we've been doing this. We are skewing the results.

[loving-steps]

I WAS GOING TO SEND AN ASK ABOUT THIS. YOU BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 8 hours 25 minutes

[gamegem92]

TWO SWORDS! Nice!

[citragranate-arts]

BOW TIME

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

haters will see you and be like i hate you

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

i missed the anniversary of library paste man’s death by one day 😔

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[thelegendofsqam]

So ridiculously upset right now. I’m in my car and get to the drive thru and get to the speaker. No greeting. I wait and wait and can hear someone like they forgot they’re wiring a mic. I tell her I’d like a cheeseburger and I might like a milkshake as well.

Know what she says to me?

“I can’t give you either.”

[margindoodles2407]

Well, I don't know. Did you make sure you were in the right place? I once pulled up to a Taco King thinking it was a Burger Bell

[thelegendofsqam]

I did! I asked, “Isn’t this Burger Bell?” And you know what she said? She said, “Yes it is but we’re closed now, but we open tomorrow at ten.” Well, I wasn’t sure what to do so finally I said, “I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then.”

[thelegendofsqam]

An update: I stayed at the drive through til sunrise, and I may have dozed off once or twice. And you’ll never guess what I spotted.

[petalsonfacesnovinesthough]

I dunno. A Denny's billboard?

[thelegendofsqam]

Yes! I spotted a billboard for Denny’s, and the deal it promoted was astounding: bacon and eggs for half price? Well, how could I resist such an offer? I really needed something to munch. I hoped they wouldn’t be angry and decided to eat and go back there for lunch.

[margindoodles2407]

Sheesh! All of that, and you’re going BACK?? Just how much do you love this cheeseburger, anyway?

[thelegendofsqam]

With all my heart, and nothing’s gonna keep us two apart!

[margindoodles2407]

Okay, but like, what if the world suddenly ran out of cheese?

[thelegendofsqam]

I would get down on my hands and knees just to see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt and if I found any I would wash it off. I would wipe it off. I would clean that dirty cheese off just for my cheeseburger.

[so-many-ocs]

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

[greater-than-the-sword]

The thing is that "said" is fine there's nothing wrong with using "said" but it CAN be overused and unfortunately the solution is not to use other verbs for speaking, the solution is to restructure your dialogue to avoid having the same sentence structure in every line, and come up with things for your characters to be doing while they speak, which is actually much more difficult.