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Play ghost trick please

*Zelda and Link smile and wave as guests depart*

Zelda: They seem nice.

Link: Yes. That’s always welcome.

Zelda: She grew slightly anxious when speaking of her family, so we could probably further investigate that to see if there’s information to glean. It could also be beneficial in ensuring she doesn’t cause problems. And—

Link: Zelda. They’re being friendly. We’re trying to be friends. Do not find ways to immediately manipulate them.

Zelda: You can’t expect me to not have ways of ensuring they can’t hurt the kingdom or the crown.

Link: Stop being paranoid.

Zelda: I’m not saying I’d do anything right now, but one must be prepared! You can’t tell me off like that when you yourself would immediately kill someone at the nearest sign of trouble!

Link: I’m perfectly relaxed right now! They’re not a threat.

Zelda: What would happen if the other diplomat attacked?

Link, immediately: He has a limp, clearly he has a weakness that I’d—

Link:

Link: What is wrong with us

parakeet

Dragon costume in the shop today. Thought this might be a fun idea. I had to add little perfect white teeth points bc the costume teeth were going under the face paint, but it worked out pretty good. Will come back to make the execution of the whole thing better later. However☝️ these photos were taken after disaster.

the first thing he did when he left his house was go to the sprinkler and take his costume off 😭😭😭😭 awful

hotvampireadjacent

Collet his pages

kneatle

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

averagesizedperson

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

averagesizedperson

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH