as in the taming of the shrew

21 | audhd | aspec | bi | she/her | stay hydrated and take your meds! xxx

[arrogantshrew]

welcome!

Fandom blogs who maybe followed my notification here: you’re probably looking for one of these! (Down There! ⬇️) I like to keep my main blog fandom free because I’m afraid of annoying my followers with ever-changing hyperfixation content, so I won’t be posting anything for the fandom in question here. Of course, feel free to stick around if you jive with the vibe!

Blogs

Hannibal: devouredbysnails

Hobbit/LoTR: dwarfdaddy

IT: thatsclownshit

Inception: zero-gravity-darling

Witcher: breadinmypants

Additional Notes

BabyHoldMyFlower on Ao3

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Generally clean (on this blog).

This is a safe space. This includes the LGBTQA community, PoC, and pretty much anyone else you can think of. NO terfs, neo-nazis, or generally hateful people. This is non-negotiable. 

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[scissorsaint]

they're saying bloodletting is the new foreplay

[kingcatnine]

talking about something i hate to someone who agrees with me: this is awful. not even fit for dogs.

talking about something i hate to someone who enjoys it: I'm sure it's good to people who like it

[plumslices]

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[blankspace-sydney]

man it sucks that a caesar salad would hit rn

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so fun coming across pre-9/11 references to the twin towers bc people loathed them. You can be reading a random book from the 90s and stumble across succulent easter eggs like this:

"...where the World Trade Center (so good they did it twice!) stands as the final failure of architecture; not an idea, not a design, not a whimsy, not a grace note, not a shred of art or passion wrinkles those sharply creased trouser legs."

(Don't Ask by Donald E. Westlake)

[karlmarxtdumitmirgehn]

i once read somewhere that new yorkers refered to the twin towers as the boxes the chrysler building and empire state building came in

[wizardarchetypes]

”we’ve been trying to reach you”

GET in line

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god