Hammerchucker

[owloftherearburghs-deactivated2]

Maces and the warhammers known as horseman’s pick.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Mine’s smashier

[pipistrellus]

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

[kinky-space-nerd]

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

[gothcostco]

[flyboy-and-fight-me]

the Kaminoans: We have 5 million people that look exactly like Jango Fett

Obi-Wan:

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[depsidase]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[silvermoon424]

[glacecakes]

[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

[amazoogle]

[kvothbloodless]

Hey. Hey!

[puke-ur-gutz]

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[shencomix]

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[evilnermal]

there was another update

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

couldn't find a thread with both the followups together

Not on purpose!

[roseillith]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Me making unbroken eye contact with the gorillas at the zoo

[cantmakeyouloveme]

[mindy-fit]

[blastingradio]

Now that is some vintage sports goth

[chanel-boots]

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

[raejin99]

[orchidvioletindigo]

Are you fucking kidding me

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous ad

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[thefightingavenger-blog]

[bandaidsandbattlestaves-arc-blog]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

[thefightingavenger-blog]

[rampicn]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

[thefightingavenger-blog]

[captainamericasbiggestfanarchive]

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

[thefightingavenger-blog]

[captainamericasbiggestfanarchive]

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

[thefightingavenger-blog]

[captainamericasbiggestfanarchive]

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

[thefightingavenger-blog]

[tonys-snark-blog]

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[imabookworm31-deactivated202008]

Is this gonna be a thing every 4th of July ?

[visceraah]

This is the one thing I’m posting about 4th of july

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[crowtrobotx]