[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[catsvkis]

thinking of amber's "harder still, you have to admit to yourself that perhaps he has needs you cannot fill." and fitz's "i must wonder if that was always what I was to you. only the catalyst?" both of them thinking the other can't possibly be satisfied with them, that they lack something fundamental that they can't offer for the other to be truly happy. but also both of them always wanting more—more of beloved, more of fitz's affection, yet feel as if they've given enough and can't possibly give more. and whenever they ARE given more, they refuse it as reality and think that it can't be true.

[beardedmrbean]

perfection

[dgalerab]

walkin my normal dog

[natalieironside]

The Ocelot is a:

Creature

Beast

Critter

Varmint

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[ozempicofficial]

[valtsv]

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

[valtsv]

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

[natalieironside]

When I was 12 I decided I was gonna be a prophet and I immediately started making up prophecies because I thought I needed to practice and develop the skill. Like obviously it makes sense that most people who try to predict the future get it wrong, they're probably still getting the hang of it.

[natalieironside]

#i actually also did this at that exact age#some of them “came true” if you squint in disastrous ways

Mine were consistently wrong enough that for a while I thought I was some sort of reverse prophet whose visions only foretold what wouldn't happen and that I could therefore predict the future obliquely through elimination

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[tragediegh]

Can't stop won't stop 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[illuminoth]

dm me to buy<3

10 x 10 inches

275

[archeogeist]

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[spicedtealeaves]

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Jasmine Brimsmayd

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

[strattego]

small rant on the jiang household

i think it is very easy to interpret jiang cheng as a kid who grew up being invalidated and constantly unfairly compared, who feels never good enough etc, but that is extremely surface level analysis. when you read it like that, you ignore the root of these things, which is classism. on yu ziyuan's part, it NEVER was "wow jiang cheng, wei wuxian is better than you". it was "wow jiang cheng, the SERVANT'S SON, wei wuxian, is better than you". on jiang fengmian's part, it was never "wow wei wuxian is amazing he really understands our sect i wish he was my son" it was "great, wei wuxian really understands our sect, he will be an excellent subordinate for my child. jiang cheng, you are to be yunmengjiang's sect leader, so you have to understand what the sect represents. let me try to explain it to you". jfm attempting to teach jc is not equivalent to jfm hating jc. he was trying to prepare him for his future. let's please not forget that it was yu ziyuan who always got mad whenever jfm tried to teach jc. now, i do not think jfm was a great person nor parent. but his crimes were never comparing jc and wwx, nor wanting wwx to be his kid, nor favoring wwx. if someone does good and receives praise, that is not favoritism. if someone needs accommodations to be able to function (getting rid of dogs), that is not favoritism. if you correct someone and attempt to better them, that does not mean you hate them and think the other person is better than them.

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[victor-maze]

Can we maybe add giant identical Towers raising out of the ground all over the World to this?

[evilwizard]

well i don’t see Why Not.