Arsonism

You can call me nothin Gender is a societal construct (yes) I either repost shit or I create unhinged shit This is the og blog and peps I know irl follow this thing so it’s a 50/50 whether anything will ever come of it. Otherwise this things only reason for existing is to be an outlet for all the unhinged shit in my life (and to read fics)

[marbirds]

happy pride month! [ID in alt text]

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[vaserlord]

I’ve seen so many posts about persistent predator Grace who freaks out Eridians, but what about Ediriands themselves?

Like okay, he got used to Rocky, so he can single him out most of the time even if he’s blending in pretty good. But what about new Eridians? Those whom his eyes are not trained yet to find?

Just imagine Grace waking up during the dome maintenance period and going for a walk as usual. He drinks his engineered coffee (tastes awful, but it’s the atmosphere that matters), looks at the waves and enjoys the quiet morning.

And then all of a sudden the beach begins to move all around him and he’s surrounded from all sides and oh my gosh I’m gonna die. Of course his brain catches up pretty quickly, because new Eridians are very loud with their excited thrills, but that first moment of panic will stick with him for a long time (and trigger a new obsession with Eridians evolution lol).

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 2/?

[mysharona1987]

Not a coincidence that this looks like a still from a porno.

[mysharona1987]

For people asking: This is from the show Succession.

Poor Tom is romantically obsessed with Shiv and her Cousin Greg. At the same time.

Then Shiv gets pregnant and Tom has to stay with her. But he still wants Greg because Tom loves Greg in a way he can never love Shiv and the baby.

For a show with all the Emmys, this is very daytime soap opera.

[mysharona1987]

Then Tom, after his father in law dies, becomes CEO of Waystar because an eccentric Swedish tech billionaire likes him.

The eccentric Swedish billionaire is sending his girlfriend pints of his blood.

I am not kidding about any of this.

[mysharona1987]

Twist: It turns out Swedish tech billionaire has a major crush on Shiv.

But his Scandinavian girlfriend loves him after all.

Or does she?

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Look, Ebba, when a man starts sending you packages of his blood, maybe it’s time to end the relationship.

[mysharona1987]

It’s good that Succession ended when it did.

But yes, you would have watched this late night HBO soap opera spin off of Succession.

“But, uh, Tom, uh, now Norway is sending assassins!”

“Stop being so dramatic, Greg. All they have over me is ABBA and Skiing.”

[themeeplord]

✦ Grace Rocky Save Stars ✦

Across the vastness of space, against all odds, the most unlikely of souls find each other's savior and hero.

I'm so emotional over these two..

[paper-wounds]

[assiraphales]

“grace is rocky and adrian’s pet” grace is the alien celebrity savior casually teaching physics to seventh graders that the eridians gossip about being rocky’s controversially young partner. there’s even an opera about them

[mr-deep-downer]

the future rules

[greelin]

words like “charlatan” and “bastard” are so cool. but it is not good to be either of those things, supposedly

[unlimited-nobu-works]

the floating head of wisdom

[toe-fingerman]

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

[pride-knightess]

Thank you for the clarification

[mysharona1987]

Not a coincidence that this looks like a still from a porno.

[mysharona1987]

For people asking: This is from the show Succession.

Poor Tom is romantically obsessed with Shiv and her Cousin Greg. At the same time.

Then Shiv gets pregnant and Tom has to stay with her. But he still wants Greg because Tom loves Greg in a way he can never love Shiv and the baby.

For a show with all the Emmys, this is very daytime soap opera.

[mysharona1987]

Then Tom, after his father in law dies, becomes CEO of Waystar because an eccentric Swedish tech billionaire likes him.

The eccentric Swedish billionaire is sending his girlfriend pints of his blood.

I am not kidding about any of this.

[mysharona1987]

Twist: It turns out Swedish tech billionaire has a major crush on Shiv.

But his Scandinavian girlfriend loves him after all.

Or does she?

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Look, Ebba, when a man starts sending you packages of his blood, maybe it’s time to end the relationship.

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[stealingpotatoes]

do you ever think about how much of the original trilogy artoo spent silently watching the drama go down with popcorn

(commission info // tip jar!)

[animentality]

[mono--chromatik]

my game failed to render a mii so now my news is being delivered by the analog horror censor

[the-knife-consumer]

I'm really getting the hang of it