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i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

sonny-kiddo

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S

perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle !

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile.

mahogany

*sweats nervously*

same.

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

this isn’t what i normally post here but firefox just switched ceos and this “anthony” dumbass is trying to put more “ai” slopware into it, meaning more bloat and privacy loss

if you use this browser you should go to their support forums and complain about it

bedabug

dinovelvet

sloppystyle

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

thunderbottle

he’s on his way

sacred-portal

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr !!!

#14 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

segamascott

exwife-of-frankenstein

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soberscientistlife

elfwreck

Context:

The original video, for anyone who hasn't seen it:

And the relevant album cover:

Sessler was a teenager when "We're Not Gonna Take It" it was on the charts. Probably had MTV so he saw the video.

No fuckin' idea how he thought it was in support of "traditional American values."

t4t4t

metalheadsagainstfascism

Never not reblog. Dee Snider is iconic and queer as fuck for a cishet man.

-fae

kamikaze-kumquat

No one disrespects my man Dee in this house.

a-wonderful-use-of-server-space

Never forget when he sat in front of a congressional hearing about Lewd Music Corrupting the Youth and completely shut that shit down in the most professional manner that no member of that committee expected from a hair metal musician. They thought they'd get easy points off of a dumb metalhead and this man not only knew exactly what the fuck he was talking about, he tore their arguments apart.