The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Discoholic 🪩
occasionally subtle
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trying on a metaphor
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Xuebing Du
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Origami Around
Jules of Nature
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@artbytherox
This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:
Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling
if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.
putting my cat michael mcdonald on blast
Griffins are just dragons with eagle parts
Unicorns are just dragons with one horn and horse parts and hooves and no wings and
Fairies are just dragons that are really small and have human parts
Dragons are just snakes
Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.
tiktoks with vine energy pt. 29
I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"
sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.
having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"
