Pretty Art Mom

I have hair just as messy as my life and I barely doodles. @madisnake

[confirmance]

Me: *Drops chocolate on the floor.*

Me: 👀

My Dog: 👀

*Kill Bill Sirens*

[thecryptkeeper]

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

[animusrox]

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

[saltheartedbarmaid]

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despasito

[pastadogs]

[dungeons-and-dumbies]

Cave in a Fantasy Setting: *exists*

Giant Spiders:

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[filthy-rat]

[earthdad]

me, bleeding to death: help…. me

friend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???

me, pointing: he… he did it

the murderer in the distance:

[yekkes]

Why are men

[yekkes]

I literally didn’t even finish this statement

[frostedpuffs]

iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;

[threshie]

An orc wrote this.

[nameless-inklings]

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

[crypticdatesuggestions]

at 5am you may catch a glimpse of Them in the mist

[unculture]

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[jasper-rolls]

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[thetaxidermy-ofyouandme]

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

[msmarvel]

What did you say to me? What is she saying?

The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[notlikingbestgirl]

Taste closed

[bravebirdfolly]

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

[whymustientermyname]

[rabdoidal]

[daftalchemist]

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”