arvannah #1 fan

Arvie and Savannah met one fateful afternoon in August 2012, at the Fairfax campus of George Mason University and are currently working towards eventually morphing into one living organism. Fans of the pairing bite their nails each week as they tune in to observe their will-they-won't-they, enticing, endearing, existential antics. To date, they have not officially confirmed a romantic partnership, but have kissed mouths a bunch. savannah's blog

[fullcravings]

Chai Spiced French Toast

[jewishfarmer-deactivated2018071]

*puts butter on bread* this is so sexy

[dessertgallery]

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[talklesscrymore-deactivated2020]

Midheaven career? Something not easily found on the internet if you can plz

Aries MC career: race car driving, boxing, DJ, bull riding, engineer, space enthusiast, party host, sky diving instructor.

Taurus MC career: painter, nude enthusiast, nude artists, singer, makeup artist, fashion designer, hair stylists, music makers.

Gemini MC career: public speaker, activists, pornography, stripping, dancers, traveling.

Cancer MC career: babysitting, professional boxer, teacher, truck deliverers, painting, house decor assistant.

Leo MC career: DJ, entrepreneurs, fashion designers, chiefs, bakers, police officers.

Virgo MC career: health care, personal trainers, pornographic films, dancing, professional cooking.

Libra MC career: makeup, modeling, television dramas, paparazzi industry.

Scorpio MC career: mediums, modeling, design of art or fashion, poets, police agencies / law enforcement.

Sagittarius MC career: travelers, comedians, prostitution, bank organizations, art enthusiast.

Capricorn MC career: lawyer, television hosts, business management, driving instructors.

Aquarius MC career: activists for human rights, OBGYN, things dealing with the human body, doctor.

Pisces MC career: artists, poets, child caretaker, bank industries, business management.

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[sasukesgreasyhair]

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

[imgoodnow]

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

[spoopygirl-deactivated20200527]

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

[actiongirl2005-deactivated20190]

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

[sunstar121]

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

[cats-with-blogs]

What the fuck

Richard?

[alaughingfreak]

ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

[charlieism]

Road work ahead?

UH, YEAH

I sure hope it does!!

[chubbyxdumpling]

Come to Del TAco

they have FREESH

FREESH A VACADO

[spidermansgirl-deactivated20191]

How much money do you have?

uh

.69 cents

oH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget

[poppinpippin]

This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMAAAARE

[astrocelestial]

the midheaven is what we want and hope to one day bring into this world, what we want to add to it and what part of it we want to help shaping. It describes the legacy or “footprint” we wish to leave behind by molding our dreams for ourselves as independant, successful individuals into the world and society.

[strangercore]

I major in being stupid and minor in loving women

And I have a 4.0 GPA mother fuckers

[frollosuggestions]

a little joke (CATHOLICS ONLY)

(DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A CATHOLIC) 

(PROTESTANTS NOT ALLOWED) 

(AGAIN, CATHOLIC EYES ONLY, FINAL WARNING)

Communion wafers? more like POPE’d corn! hahaha! 

[ardate]

*atheistely reblogs this*

[frollosuggestions]

YOU WILL PAY, HERETIC! 

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[scorpiolov]

Keywords for the Mars signs:

Capricorn mars: determined, controlled, level-headed, realistic and hard on themselves.

Aquarius mars: unique, independent, obstinate, scattered and wilful.

Pisces mars: gentle, passive, goes with the flow, indecisive and loving.

Aries mars: Impulsive, difficult, fast, childlike and rude.

Taurus mars: goal-orientated, easygoing, patient, sensual and slow.

Gemini mars: unfocused, easily bored, blunt, witty and nervous.

Cancer mars: passive-aggressive, protective, argumentative and dependable.

Leo mars: risk-takers, powerful, sexual, defensive and sincere.

Virgo mars: critical, bossy, sensitive, protective, humble and nervous.

Libra mars: procrastinators, defensive, passive-aggressive, charming and sneaky.

Scorpio mars: black and white thinking, challenging, provocative, charming and manipulative.

Sagittarius mars: Impatient, flighty, playful, fun loving, impulsive and persuasive.

[kai-ni]

Ya’ll know that ‘my cat and I are both blind’ post?

It basically illustrates tumblr in a nutshell.

Bc 1/3rd of the notes are ‘awww SO CUTE’,

1/3rd is ‘how can you post if you’re blind, FAKE’ (which is stupid lol screenreaders exist, blind people can use the internet) and

the final 3rd is people saying ‘op is a necrophile’ which. lemme tell you I’ve been to OP’s blog and yea. they are. post ruined

[patrexes]

i mean if you’ve gone to my blog, you’ll actually know i’m not, technically speaking, a necrophile, because i have absolutely no interest in fucking a corpse. i have a “used as a sex toy while dead” fantasy sitch, but that’s not necrophilia on my end. corpses aren’t necrophiles, they’re corpses. so, like, jot that down.

if you wanna complain about my purely fantasized kinks and relatively well controlled mental health anyway, consider calling me a necrosadist instead! it’s more accurate. i wouldn’t fuck a corpse, but i would probably get off on mutilating one.

i don’t know for sure as i’ve, yknow, never tried, and don’t intend to. but i’m sure your intrusive thoughts and sexual fantasies are much more ideologically pure than mine are, so judge away. ✌🏼

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

this is why nobody likes white queers 

[shitpostpriest]

you are what you yeet

[ottermatopoeia]

this bitch empty :(

[orcas]

me when i see a virgo

[virgoassbitch]

My newest Scorpio 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

[virgoassbitch]

“Oh wow you’re really into zodiacs. I’m not into it too much but I do have a Scorpio tattoo on my back.”

[thesizzlers]

[imgod]

let’s play spot kendall jenner. you don’t even have to look her walk will reveal her

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

[gemiiiniii-deactivated20200130]

Dying ahaha

[teddy-beard]

[chimeoffbro-deactivated20190326]

[screams]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

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