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[silly-circus-horrors]

CAINE EPISODE 8 EDIT BEFORE THE LAST ACT COMES OUT FOR EVERYONE !!

// FLASH WARNING + EP 8 SPOILER WARNING (obviously)

Song: ARTIST BLOCK by St4ticFilms

ok so i haven't seen the last act yet but like. caine gets resurrected right. right

(i'm in denial. i fear caine's just Dead in the end. this whole edit started as copium and ended up becoming a memoriam. rip caine, you were a doomed existence)

this is my first time editing (and if not, at the very least, in a long long while), but i'm pretty proud of this. lowkey (highkey) was kicking and giggling my feet deciding which circus member gets "useless" and "toothless"

tumblrs not best for quality so i miiight have to get this reposted on,, well, elsewhere. youtube, maybe. i think landscape videos on tiktok are a thing, too, because i... am NOT reformatting all that text for that cursed vertical platform. i'll have to either make an account for those, or ask an irl to do it

anyway!! the last act comes out on youtube soon!! in like,,, tomorrow! ...tomorrow. oh god. we are So Doomed

[ary-thinks-n-talks]

got back into miraculous and decided to watch season 4, then got obsessed with kuro neko. chat noir gets sidelined so much in favor of ladybug that i just immediately latch on to adrienchat-centric episodes, i guess

i think it would've been way better if catwalker stayed for longer, and the reason why things ultimately wouldn't work out is because:

firstly, even if catwalker is just as kind, loyal, supportive—and frankly more focused—ladybug misses chat noir not in spite of but because of his antics and humor, and because he's her friend. ladybug being distracted because she’s crushing on him can work, but i don’t think it should be the main thing that throws the whole arrangement off balance. anyway typical moral about acceptance and friendship and treasuring your loved ones, and such.

secondly, adrien and chat noir are both parts of his sincere self. it's not a clearcut, black and white mask vs true self situation. when he's adrien agreste, he at least isn't wholly alone, he does have caring peers that aren't just megafans and sycophants, despite his BUM ASS FATHER colder homelife and busy, boring schedule. he's able to find some semblance of enjoyment in everyday life with his friends, especially nino, though he could definitely be a little less lonely, what with the polite distance he seems to put up. but it's when he's chat noir that he's able to let loose entirely, free from his confines—his status as an agreste, the heavy weight of his piece of shit father's expectations. he tends to exaggerate a bit, it's blatantly just him doing what he thinks is #kool, but that’s what makes his chat noir act akin to his id or something. as unrestrained and unfiltered as a person can get. the whole thing is, essentially, a form of stress relief. a way to escape being so prim and polite and perfect!

so, like. what do you think happens when he cuts off his stress relief. what happens when he does indeed have to act prim and polite and perfect all the time, just to appease the people he cares so deeply about, his father and ladybug. oh, with the added bonus of having a veeery very busy predetermined schedule that he genuinely can't afford to excuse himself out of, the general stresses of fighting akumas and sentimonsters, having to keep MULTIPLE identities secret, and keep in mind, he has no alya or any confidants other than plagg about the whole thing, or hell even any other hobbies that he actually enjoys that could substitute as his stress relief. haha!! so yeah no um there’s no way he’d keep this up in the long term.

just had to ramble all this out. imo "i miss chat noir and holy shit catwalker you are NOT okay *cue mandatory feelings of self doubt and guilt out of fear of failing a black cat miraculous holder again*" >>> "you're too perfect and i can't focus. yes this is in fact the dealbreaker here"

[jeaniefranklins]

Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.

[headspace-hotel]

How do they communicate? How do they expect others to communicate? How well do they understand their body and their own capacity for pleasure? What do they tend to do to make their partner feel comfortable? How comfortable are they showing emotion in front of others? How much insight do they have into what their own emotions mean and are connected to? What are they focused on during the encounter? How conscious are they of exchanges of power and vulnerability? very very very good

[ohnoitstbskyen]

What do they assume from context and what do they know from experience? What roles are they socially expected to play vs what roles do they think they are expected to play, vs what roles do they want to play vs what roles do they actually play?

If they at any point during the encounter have the thought or emotional impulse of "how would my partner describe this to one of their friends later?", what happens? What would it mean to them to be caught in the act by a stranger? A friend? An enemy? How would they relate to catching someone else in the act?

[silly-circus-horrors]

i'm not an editor, but since i can't animate to save my life...

here's a caine edit i've been working on! (slight flash + major spoiler warning)

(song is Artist Block by St4ticFilms)

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[divorcedbasil]

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

[phinarei]

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

[silly-circus-horrors]

a (very late but i SWEAR i was early to this) tadc episode 8 trailer thoughts and speculations post + a bit of caine-centric rambling, because this is literally his episode

you know what i think this episode will be?

either the cast watches their previous memories in the circus. or, they literally relive it.

there's a lot of allusions to "shows" in these teasers. caine on a stage, the "Showtime." post, the old-timey film intro at the start of the trailer, the TRUMAN SHOW THUMBNAIL, etcetera. and, well. it seems to me that caine’s gonna make a whole show out of these memories.

i'm guessing this show thing is an attempt to “solve the problem,” as he so very humanely and empathetically put it. like a "look guys! just look at all the fun you had here! (and also you’re STILL having fun and you’ve BEEN loving my adventures because NOTHING has changed at all about you guys haha NO MIND ALTERATIONS HERE NOPE. I'M INNOCENT PLEASE LOVE ME). you can't just throw that away and leave!!"

he'll even include their first days, and the moments they had with abstracted members, ouch. caine i get you're a lover without a heart but what the hell

obviously, things will not go well. not just from having to rewatch or relive psychological distress and trauma, but also because the circus is literally breaking while that happens.

which, the only other time this has happened, it was when caine was confronted with the fact that he may be bad at the only thing he's good at.

maybe bubble will keep reminding him of his shortcomings. he can zip up the circus members' mouths all he wants, but how about the other ai who can keep appearing and coming back no matter how much he pops him?

(so obviously these are supposed to resemble the buttons in episode 7. wouldn’t it be funny if that was. like. also actually representing bubble on top of that. i don’t seriously believe this with all my heart, but as they say: well, it’s possible!)

though i do question whether bubble does this as an assistant who's purpose is to keep caine in check, an extension of caine who’s supposed to be a literal thought bubble—to keep “unsafe” and particularly unhinged thoughts separated from him—but has become defective due to running for a long time/caine simply having his sanity slip away, OR as a virus who's purpose is to fuck up the circus through messing with caine

oooh, and i think we’ll also get to see caine’s relation/connection with the outside world (or the macroverse, as he likes to call it for… some reason).

we know that he’s absolutely enthralled by it; it’s a world almost entirely foreign to him, the place where all his beloved humans want to return to, the one thing he cannot give them. pretty ironic, while the humans have reluctantly resigned to being stuck in the circus, its the ai desperate to keep them trapped inside that's never stopped yearning for the world out there. i mean, i'm pretty sure that this is how he spends most of his free time when alone. just, staring at those photos.

it’s also been hinted that at some point, he had some level of access to at least viewing it, before he got “cut off”. since we’ll probably get more of everyone else’s backstories in the circus—including kinger’s, who joined the circus the earliest—who’s to say we won’t see some of caine’s backstory, too?

and another thing! pomni's whole thing is her ability to connect with others, even if they're struggling. if she can befriend an ai gummy gator going through an existential crisis, maybe she can at the very least empathize with the unhinged "lover without a heart" ai ringmaster.

anyway, calm speculation over. guys holy sHIT OH MY GOD. WE GET TO SEE THEIR FIRST DAYS AND THE ABSTRACTED CHARACTERS LIKE QUEENIE RIBBIT MAYBE KAUFMO AND LIKELY SCRATCH AS WELL AND ALSO CAINE CENTRIC EPISODE WHICH IS ALSO THE 8TH ONE AND ITS COMING IN 10 OR 11 DAYS OR SO SOON. HOLY SHIT

[jcmorrigan]

Do you support anti-harassment and pro-shipping?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: This is an issue I’ve been monitoring and grappling with for a long time, and I feel like while my core philosophy has been the same for a while now, the nuances I’ve held shift every so often. I don’t identify as an anti. I just don’t. I think shipping things - be it incest, adult/minor, or one of the many flavors of abusive - is an ENTIRELY separate issue from wanting to do that IRL. I think sometimes people just want to write taboo topics for various reasons. Because the topics themselves are taboo and that’s interesting, because they offer methods of coping, even because some people are kinda into projecting upon the person on the losing end of the power dynamic and being dominated and kicked around, since that’s not something you should really chase in real life (unless it’s during a roleplay with a network of safewords).

There are many ships I think are gross, but I don’t want people to stop shipping them because I don’t like them. I don’t like ships that involve anyone under 13 with anyone over 18. I don’t like ships that involve anyone under 18 with anyone over 30. (Aging up is a whole different matter; if you write the younger character older and legitimately have them behave the way you think they would as an adult, it’s all good.) I REALLY don’t like ships where a character is either confirmed homosexual or only shown onscreen to be attracted to the same gender in a big-deal reveal sort of way (if the character has crushes on many genders or the creator uses Word of God to say they’re bi/pan, it’s fine) and the ship involves putting them with someone of the opposite gender (shipping them with enbies is fine). And no, I don’t think it’s a double standard that I sometimes like to do same-sex ships for characters who are coded very very straight. But this is all to do with my tastes and beliefs, not with what I think the rest of you all should do. If you like something that falls in my personal no-no category, then go ahead and do it. I’ll decide how much I want to interact with you, and that says more about our potential chemistry as a unit than it does about you as a person. And if you have boundaries yourself - if age-gap ships skeeve you out - then that doesn’t make you a bad person or even an anti! Just block as needed, talk to friends if you feel betrayed by them, and recognize what it is you don’t like and that you don’t have to like it.

Selfshipping? Do what you want. Again, I might personally have reservations about shipping with somebody too young (I actually perceived my own main f/o as in his twenties when I first watched his source, then saw Word of God say he was NINETEEN actually, even though that invalidates many many jokes about how he’s bad at adulting, so I just said “fuck it” and he’s at least 24 to me because that makes more sense and is more of my comfort zone). But what I like shouldn’t dictate what YOU do. I might give you a little side-eye if you’re shipping with somebody young, but I don’t know your reasons for doing so and I don’t have the right to judge. I might distance myself from certain situations if I’m feeling skeeved out. Or I might not feel skeeved out depending on how it’s handled. I also again would raise a brow if you’re selfshipping with an opposite-gender gay character, but same principle: you have your reasons, you shouldn’t stop because some rando (me) has an issue with your ship, and if I have a problem with how you handle it, I’ll just peace out on my end and not make a deal out of it.

A lot of this comes from the fact that I have mega OCD and I already try to moralize everything I do and hyper-analyze my choices to make sure I am being a Good Person. If I try to follow the “rules” to make my ships palatable to everyone, then I start worrying that any deviation makes me unforgivable. The vast majority of ships in my deck are squeaky-clean and have no problems, but sometimes I’ll get, like...Ventus/Papyrus, where Ven is 15, and Papyrus is in age limbo but I always thought he was at least 18, and then I don’t want to spiral into a moral crisis because I really think it would be cute to put the anime boy with the skeleton and I think they’re both asexual anyway. Or when I aged up Zevon from Descendants in order to make him make more sense as Yzma’s son, and then I had to give him a ship with an adult and I found one I really like (Kamdor from Power Rangers). And this is not even scratching the very complex issue of “The writers of this piece of fiction were ACTUALLY horny for incest and I can see the subtext for it and now I gotta figure out what to do with this mess because I like the series and I do want the characters to have partners who will treat them right.”

That said...up until recently, I looked up to the more extreme proship community, even so far as to kinda be more of an “anti-anti.” But as time went on, that...didn’t seem to fit. I’ve unfollowed a few of those blogs now because first of all, proshipping as a “political party” seems to come with some things I don’t believe in, such as forming a parasocial relationship with AO3 or saying that freedom of fans to ship what they want means the creators of mainstream media should be allowed to portray whatever they want and that being “critical of media you consume” is an automatic dogwhistle for bullies. More importantly: I have at least one friend who I know leans more anti, and I value her a lot and I think it’s valid for her to have her boundaries. After a while, the things that anti-antis did to protect themselves from bullying started to feel a little bit like bullying right back. I can’t really call myself a traditional proshipper anymore, even though I’m definitely not an anti. But I don’t want to be an “anti-anti” either. Because actually, I USED to be an anti on a different social media platform long before Tumblr, and though I can’t tell you exactly why I was that way, I can understand what it’s like to feel that strongly about things that gross you out and want to get them out of your face. I don’t want to say I’m against a whole bunch of people who are probably as varied in intensity as proshippers are.

At the end of the day, what I want is for us all to CHILL OUT. Can we please, PLEASE just focus on having fun in whatever way that comes - problematic ships or no - so long as people IRL aren’t getting hurt? Can we respect that there are probably a LOT of people with OCD on social media who spiral easily if shamed too much (which is probably how the anti movement rose in the first place - I’m sure my anti phase was fueled by my secular scrupulosity)? Can we not assume that people who ship weird age gaps are Actual Pedophiles, which is an entirely separate issue? (Listen...I grew up in the Age of AkuRoku. I hated AkuRoku. But if all the AkuRoku shippers turned out to be pedos, well, the news sure didn’t cover it. I’m saying the majority of them didn’t. And it’s been a decade.) Can we not spread the fear of being cancelled or that having a certain fictional preference will ruin a budding friendship? Can we communicate with one another in private if a friend says or does something that makes you uncomfortable, such as shipping something that makes you question their moral stance? Can actual legitimate creators of media not take sides in the goddamn pro/anti war, thereby making groups of their fans feel alienated from being welcomed by the source? Can we just have fun PLEASE?

Also, just...stop fighting about Reylo. That’s the dumbest thing to fight over and we managed to somehow get the actual SW crew in on that dumbass fight. Some people like Reylo and some people hate Reylo and THAT’S IT. WE’RE DONE HERE.

It sure says something that I worry, before hitting the Post button, that this might ruin some of the relationships I have or inspire a mass exodus of the followers whose names I come to like seeing in my notifications. But it’s ultimately better for all of us if I’m honest.

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[yourstruly9489]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[the-haiku-bot]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE

CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN

DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 2 at the communal puzzle club: i get gently reprimanded for not sharing the puzzle experience with the others. in my defense I thought they needed all the help they could get

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 3 at the communal puzzle club: we start a new puzzle and i put one of the pieces in my pocket and save it for later so i can be the one who puts in the last piece

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 4 at the communal puzzle club: the puzzle is almost complete so i reach into my pocket and realize i left the last piece in my other pants which are currently in the washing machine. i feign ignorance

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 5 at the communal puzzle club: the others are suspicious but they have no proof. they check my pockets before i leave but little do they know that this time i ate the pieces

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 6 at the communal puzzle club: i put an entire bottle of miralax in my coffee to get the pieces out of my digestive system but they are too far dissolved to be usable. my stomach is in so much pain and i can't stop shitting but i rinse off what's left of the pieces and make it to puzzle club anyway, only to find out they don't meet on mondays. i am inconsolable.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 7 at the communal puzzle club: i realized those pieces are incriminating evidence so i slipped them in someone else's pocket. i should be good as long as they don't find residual traces of my dna

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 8 at the communal puzzle club: there is an odd feeling in my gut. i feel as if something has been awoken in me

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 9 at the communal puzzle club: i am in such deep focus that the others are starting to fear me. either that or they are cowering away from the communal puzzle out of sheer respect for my skills

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 10 at the communal puzzle club: i'm getting better and better, i can now do several puzzles in one day. the others are discussing what to do about me in hushed tones. little do they know my laser focus allows me to hear everything they say. they aren't a threat.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 11 at the communal puzzle club: the club manager unlocked the door but already i am inside. ive been here all night doing puzzles in the dark. they threaten to ban me from the club so in response i pick a 500 piece puzzle at random and complete it in under 45 minutes, just to show them who the real authority is

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 12 at the communal puzzle club: i have been officially banned from the communal puzzle club. in a fit of rage i grab as many pieces as i can and eat them, making sure to thoroughly chew and swallow every single one. if i can't do them, no one can.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 13 at the communal puzzle club: it's monday again. the club doesn't meet today. it's the perfect opportunity to break in and do as many puzzles as my heart desires, without any of the club's petty drama to distract me

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 14 at the communal puzzle club: i am in jail because the club manager snitched to the cops like the pathetic weakling they are. this is the worst night of my entire life there aren't any puzzles here

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 15 at the communal puzzle club: the judge let me off with a restraining order since I didn't actually steal anything. i show back up to communal puzzle club just to make a show of ripping the order to shreds. no piece of paper will dictate my life, only jigsaw-cut cardboard has that power. nothing else.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 16 at the communal puzzle club: everyone is so quiet today when I walk in. I eat some pieces in a show of force, just to remind everyone who's in charge. I comment that they taste somewhat like strychnine, they say it's just because Ravensburger has a new method of chemically processing their pieces. sounds plausible. 30 minutes later i am convulsing violently but i beg them not to call an ambulance until i finish the puzzle i was working on. but the bastards don't listen and I'm shipped off to the hospital kicking and screaming.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 17 at the communal puzzle club: i spent the night in the hospital. a detective comes in and says they're investigating the manager of the communal puzzle club for attempted murder and asks what i know. i tell him honestly that i ain't no snitch and spit in his face. he says they have more than enough evidence to prosecute regardless.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 18 at the communal puzzle club: the club manager is on trial for attempted murder and i am called as a witness. i tell the judge that i ain't no snitch and spit in his face. i am held in contempt of the court

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 19 at the communal puzzle club: the defense makes a plea of justifiable self defense, citing the restraining order that isn't even 1 week old. somehow the judge buys that flimsy defense. i mean, this is the same judge who didn't even recognize me from that same case despite being the same judge. i think the poor old man has dementia so i make a motion for a mistrial. it gets shot down because the system is corrupt.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 20 at the communal puzzle club: the judge says i should get jail time but he decided i should be in a mental facility instead. i don't know why he would think that, i have been nothing but sane my entire life. god forbid a woman have hobbies

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 1 in the psych ward: they have puzzles in here this is amazing

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 2 in the psych ward: all the puzzles are missing a few pieces. this is unacceptable. im going to go insane

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 3 in the psych ward: i have been informed that they do not use the word "insane" in here so i take back my previous statement.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 4 in the psych ward: i need to find those missing pieces i need to find them i need to find them i have been questioning everybody all the nurses all the doctors all the patients all the miscellaneous hospital staff but nobody knows anything. this is hopeless. i will never be able to overcome this trauma. my life is over

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 5 in the psych ward: it's so boring in here. without complete puzzles there's nothing to do except watch tv but the only channel they get is the local news. i begrudgingly watch out of nothing but all-encompassing ennui. but one of the stories is about the communal puzzle club and suddenly i am overcome with nostalgia. turns out there was a series of alleged poisonings attributed to that location. strychnine was found in three people so far, one of whom was myself. but the others didn't survive. this confirms my suspicion that i am in fact the chosen one

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 6 in the psych ward: with a renewed sense of purpose i will attempt to convince the doctors of my "sanity," but i also came to the realization that they don't care about sanity, they only care about sedation. they want to supress my passion, eradicate my truth, condition me to fall in line with the rest of the "sane" people. with that knowledge, i was able to tell them everything they wanted to hear. i acted polite, pretended i was cured, i even feigned complete disinterest in puzzles! it made my stomach boil but i did it, i convinced them, and just like that, i was free.

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 28 at the communal puzzle club: i don't know why everyone was so surprised to see me again, it's only natural that i'd come to finish what i started

(i know this is supposed to be day 27 at the communal puzzle club but day 27 was a monday so nothing happened) like what am i gonna say, "day 27 i sat alone in my studio apartment eating cereal and biding my time"

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

day 29 at the communal puzzle club: the communal puzzle club has been disbanded, the club manager has been arrested, and the whole place is swarming with cops. i watched as they hauled off a bunch of expensive looking printers and like a billion reams of paper and loaded them onto a big police truck.

apparently, the communal puzzle club was just a front for document forgery and counterfeit cash, and i had been inadvertently sabotaging them this entire time. which is sad because i support both of those things. but it also explains why they met 12 hours a day, 6 days a week and why they had their own building despite having no profit model and also why i was the only one who seemed to actually care about the puzzles. everyone else was too busy making fake passports to care.

in hindsight, i always knew they were all a bunch of casuals. but i didn't mind because they had so many excellent puzzles. I asked one of the officers if i could at least have the puzzles but he said they were already taken and locked away in the evidence room. the thought sickens me- all those puzzles, gathering dust, never to be assembled again. or maybe the pigs just took them for themselves! so they could have all the puzzles they want while the rest of us ordinary, law-abiding citizens have nothing to do except die of boredom!

the moral of the story is that we can never have nice things because of the fucking pigs. fuck the police.

[dat-physics-gal]

the fuck did i just read?

[yuribomber-deactivated20251222]

my local library was having a puzzle swap and there was a puzzle with a sign next to it that said "please help with our communal puzzle" and i thought "wouldn't it be funny if i did the entire thing by myself" and then i did the entire thing by myself while rolling that thought around in my brain and as it rolled it started picking up all the various mold spores and fungus i keep up there. like a katamari

[for-the-mission]

Oh. Anya is just a chimera from all the genes from the project apple animals. The clues are all there. How did I miss this???

[haveapizzaparty]

Loid looks like a golden retriever but acts like he was raised by black cats. Yor looks like a black cat but acts like she was raised by golden retrievers. Anya looks like a kitten but acts like a raccoon, a crow, and a rabbit got into the same teleporter accident.

[therelatableimages]

[curlsandhairdye-blog]

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

[unfinishedmelody]

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Please make him dance to the song from the soundtrack of A Chorus Line: “Opening: I Hope I Get It.”

There are some great moments.

[agaybird]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[ary-thinks-n-talks]

i’m so fucking dead

[ary-thinks-n-talks]

wish i had a dick so i could have ed (erectile dysfunction) instead of ed (executive dysfunction)

[ary-thinks-n-talks]

i hate running away like this but im so fucking scared rn

[ary-thinks-n-talks]

hahahahahahahahahahah i’m living the fucking life vent post canceled